Herman by Jim Unger for December 24, 2020

I don’t see any entertainment…just a violation of the 8th amendment…

Polka time !

The live entertainment is the cheap part.

Antacid available for a slight additional charge. Bon Appetit.

How much extra to you have to pay to cancel the entertainment?

Just be glad it wasn’t the Mariachi Band.

That is a loose interpretation of entertainment.

Papa’s got a squeezebox too.

Nobody sleeps at night…

I just had a very scary thought: hip hop music played on an accordion accompanied by bagpipes.

Better leave a good tip, or he’ll start playing again.

While it is cruel, but sadly it’s not unusual.

LMAO! Is this considered “cool” ? LOL

One egg sandwich without live entertainment, $25.

“Here’s an extra fiver for not belly dancing.”

Snickers to self: “ha ha, he forgot to charge me for the coffee!”

Atta boy! Tell them the price after they’ve eaten!!!

These days, $12.50 for one egg sandwich without entertainment is about par.

This is extortion.

The situation is worse than it seems. The egg was infected with salmonella, and the price does not include getting your stomach pumped later. But he DID get free coffee.

Egg sandwich without entertainment, $29.95.