The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 21, 2020

And a small diet cola.

I’m glad he didn’t go higher.

Santa’s not the only one done with that song.

served by 9 ladies on roller blades…?

That’s quite a meal for a guy who looks like he just ate a bowlful of jelly.

No thanks, I’ll eat it here.

DoorDash it to my true love.

Santa may not be around in 2021.

Ho ,Ho, OOOO, my stomach!

“And a beer!… in a tree.”

What!! No Risotto?

He forgot the twelve chicken drumsticks and the eleven piping hot cookies.

you get hot cookies from porn sites

NO… i thought he only ate cookies and milk……..

And Rolaids…

You’ll need 8 maids to make all that.

I’m guessing that’s five orders of onion rings rather than five individual rings. If it were for me, I’d want somewhere in between.

A bottle of Tums?

Do you want fries with that?

his reindeer sure get hungry!

Man. This was before breakfast. I had to go and make the Solstice pancakes right away.

And I thought all the weight was from cookies and milk!

But it’s breakfast

Don’t forget the eight maids a-milking.

And some Ho-Ho’s for dessert.

Santa puts on the Covid – 19

On the twelfth day of Christmas the cook quit.

And a Diet Coke.

And a beer…. in a tree ♫

Vaguely familiar, somehow. Funny, not.

Where’s the bacon?! It ain’t breakfast without bacon!

No wonder Santa is so rotund.

oh, and add 12 drumsticks

The 12 Y’ats of Christmas: Benny Brunch and the Bunch

6-pack of Dixie, Fried onion rings, a’fore you drive me nuts, 3 French breads, Tujaque’s recipe, for the crayfish they caught in Arabi!!!