The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 21, 2020

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And a small diet cola.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m glad he didn’t go higher.

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    momofalex7  almost 4 years ago

    Santa’s not the only one done with that song.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    served by 9 ladies on roller blades…?

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    That’s quite a meal for a guy who looks like he just ate a bowlful of jelly.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    No thanks, I’ll eat it here.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    DoorDash it to my true love.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    Santa may not be around in 2021.

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Ho ,Ho, OOOO, my stomach!

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    VictoryRider  almost 4 years ago

    “And a beer!… in a tree.”

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    What!! No Risotto?

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    jel354  almost 4 years ago

    He forgot the twelve chicken drumsticks and the eleven piping hot cookies.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    you get hot cookies from porn sites

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    NO… i thought he only ate cookies and milk……..

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    GentlemanBill  almost 4 years ago

    And Rolaids…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You’ll need 8 maids to make all that.

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    I’m guessing that’s five orders of onion rings rather than five individual rings. If it were for me, I’d want somewhere in between.

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 4 years ago

    A bottle of Tums?

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    Do you want fries with that?

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    s.gottlieb  almost 4 years ago

    his reindeer sure get hungry!

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Man. This was before breakfast. I had to go and make the Solstice pancakes right away.

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    Cincoflex  almost 4 years ago

    And I thought all the weight was from cookies and milk!

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    domoran  almost 4 years ago

    But it’s breakfast

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t forget the eight maids a-milking.

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    amaneaux  almost 4 years ago

    And some Ho-Ho’s for dessert.

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    JPKaiser  almost 4 years ago

    Santa puts on the Covid – 19

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    On the twelfth day of Christmas the cook quit.

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    p_swanson  almost 4 years ago

    And a Diet Coke.

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    Mentor397  almost 4 years ago

    And a beer…. in a tree ♫

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    Vaguely familiar, somehow. Funny, not.

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    Buoy  almost 4 years ago

    Where’s the bacon?! It ain’t breakfast without bacon!

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    CoffeeLvr  almost 4 years ago

    No wonder Santa is so rotund.

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    Jon Schutter  almost 4 years ago

    oh, and add 12 drumsticks

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    Withan  almost 4 years ago

    The 12 Y’ats of Christmas: Benny Brunch and the Bunch

    6-pack of Dixie, Fried onion rings, a’fore you drive me nuts, 3 French breads, Tujaque’s recipe, for the crayfish they caught in Arabi!!!

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