Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 20, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  almost 4 years ago

    Alcohol – the great dehydrator.

    Hopefully they saved some of that stuff for the fish! They they can all be pickled!

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    You sure that Bung is the one you should be taking advice from?

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    SamuelMeasa  almost 4 years ago

    And then they both had to be treated for frost bite.

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    Ink blot Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Drinking alcohol makes you feel warmer, while actually making your body lose heat more quickly.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Hic hic hooray!

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    coratelli  almost 4 years ago

    Alcoholic sharing.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    ♫♪

    I don’t care what they say I won’t stay

    In a world without booze

    ♪♫

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    dcdete.  almost 4 years ago

    Serves them right if they catch the f@rting Herb fish. By the way would an herb fish be OK to be eaten by vegetarians?

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    One thing you were right about, I sure feel warm and fuzzy now…burp

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    JohnCL  almost 4 years ago

    Must be physostomous. Physostomous swim bladders are directly connected to the gastrointestinal tract so that fish with these swim bladders, such as herrings, must “gulp” air to inflate their swim bladder and “burb” or “fart” air to deflate them.

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    Geophyzz  almost 4 years ago

    We passed a group of vehicles by the river yesterday, and heard what I thought was an ice auger. This morning we found they had opened a ten by thirty foot hole, for what could only have been a polar bear dip – no baptist church in our town.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You know, that really does work, sort of. A good way to die though. Don’t try this at home.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Never underestimate the power of positive drinking.

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    Bruce1253  almost 4 years ago

    I used to live in Cleveland. Every year some drunk fool would drive his pickup out on the ice before it was thick enough. The Coast Guard helicopter would pick him up, leave his truck, then give him a really expensive ticket for polluting the lake. They would tell him it is his responsibility come Spring to get his truck removed from the lake and that they would check up on him to make sure it was done.

    You can educate ignorance, but there is no cure for stupid.

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    krisannr.thompson  almost 4 years ago

    Wiz. Please. Not another BAR tab….. BLANCHE

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    I always wondered what the secret to ice fishing was.

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    geese28  almost 4 years ago

    Wonder how Blanche would look like to wiz if he took a couple swigs….

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    From Mrs. Claus: "Nu, first of the year you go on a diet !!

    Happy (all 6) Holidays, Spacehoppers!!

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    WentBrown  almost 4 years ago

    Wow………. That’s pathetic. But also not entirely inaccurate. Alcohol does promote warmth.

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    Mario500  almost 4 years ago

    (senses hallucinations in this cartoon; wonders about some of its dialogue (“IT’S MY SWIM BLADDER.”))

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