Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for August 28, 2021

They should live on one and use the other as outhouse haha

Boarding a plane from Maui back to Oahu at the end of our honeymoon, a couple recognized us from the trip out and asked “did you ever find anything to do on Maui? Fortunately we brought our VCR & tapes.” My wife’s jaw dropped, she was exhausted from all the running around to waterfalls, Mt. Haliakala, snorkeling…

Swim on over and bring the beers. We can watch the game tonight.

Wow! They’ve got electricity way out there? I’m impressed.

If he’s got all that “stuff”. Why is he/they still stranded?

Just take a bottle over with you and he will welcome you with open arms

And how come you never want to come over to my place?

If he’s still using C-band satellite, he’s not going to receive all that much anymore as it’s virtually gone for the average user.

When someone asks me that, I’d say to them “I want to go to Washington DC and make plans for world domination!”