I used to think of something like this in the years past, when the radio used to announce on Christmas Eve Santa being picked up on the NORAD radar tracking him coming from the North Pole.
I see the “Charlie in the Box” and the spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys… I still wonder why the doll was there – was it because she was depressed?
Despite the errant target, this is one of those few times we see CAPT Brewster Rockit actually acting with command authority, and not the butt of everyone’s jokes… :-P
(Of course I assumed he is actually a captain not some other rank, and that the R.U. Sirius uses naval ranks)…
Robot Santa Clause: you have been very naughty Brewster. As for the rest of you, I’m going to tear your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts.
Well that makes it official the government has canceled Christmas. Christmas is gone. Your kids must go on zoom and study. No fun toys. Also the kids will stay at home with you. Now you will have to learn to talk to them. Scary ain’t it.
Captain Rockit, the R.U. Sirius automated reporting system shows firing of the primary weapon at 00:05:17, 25 December 2020. Your mandatory report on this incident is overdue.
Don’t worry guys, Jack Skellington can take direct missile hits, and the big guy doesn’t leave the troposphere level, much less get into the strato above the Pacific where target was. I see whoever it was was armed with a board without a nail in it. Must be the video pirates
Five percent of the Viet Nam casualties have been attributed to “friendly fire”. Operation Desert Storm had a much higher percentage. We are the most dangerous people on Earth
Bilan almost 4 years ago
Beware of a foolish friend. He can cause you more harm than your enemy.
- The Panchatantra
lee85736 almost 4 years ago
I recognize a lot of the debris as coming from the Isle of Misfit Toys.
Imagine almost 4 years ago
I already knew Christmas was ruined this year. Brewster made sure it would stay that way.
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
There goes the final nail in 2020’s coffin.
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
Problem solved (if you accept the result) & carried out at warp speed. Not Brewster’s best operation.
syzygy47 almost 4 years ago
I used to think of something like this in the years past, when the radio used to announce on Christmas Eve Santa being picked up on the NORAD radar tracking him coming from the North Pole.
Panufo almost 4 years ago
Pretty dark for a Brewster Rockit. And very funny.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
When the North Pole lawyers sue, they will be sure to cite the Santa Clause!
Gent almost 4 years ago
Oh no!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh great, more space junk.
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
And I thought it was the coronavirus that was going to make this a miserable Christmas for everyone.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Babylon Control, you wouldn’t believe me.” ;D
WoodstockJack almost 4 years ago
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?csz=1&iso=20210120T00&msg=Time+left+until+Trump+leaves+office&p0=263
sheilag almost 4 years ago
I see the “Charlie in the Box” and the spotted elephant from the Island of Misfit Toys… I still wonder why the doll was there – was it because she was depressed?
;-)
cdward almost 4 years ago
(Sung to the tune of, “Have yourself a merry little Christmas”):
Have yourself a 2020 Christmas
While in quarantine
By the way
Saint Nick’s been blown to smithereens.
sheilag almost 4 years ago
Despite the errant target, this is one of those few times we see CAPT Brewster Rockit actually acting with command authority, and not the butt of everyone’s jokes… :-P
(Of course I assumed he is actually a captain not some other rank, and that the R.U. Sirius uses naval ranks)…
lunapeachie almost 4 years ago
I’m sure they’ll figure it out when the rest of the wreckage enters Earth’s atmosphere.
oakie817 almost 4 years ago
ka-ho ho ho
xSigoff Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Shoulda checked with NORAD first. They got the skinny on all the useless space junk…
Durak Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Dang! Not again!
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
This turned dark very quickly.
Tinman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“You better not cry . . . You better not pout . . . Santa Clause is . . . dead.”
kantuck-nadie almost 4 years ago
Robot Santa Clause: you have been very naughty Brewster. As for the rest of you, I’m going to tear your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts.
gfredrickson85 almost 4 years ago
Does this mean that Brewster becomes Santa due to the Santa Clause?
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
They blew up a mythical creature?
blakerl almost 4 years ago
Well that makes it official the government has canceled Christmas. Christmas is gone. Your kids must go on zoom and study. No fun toys. Also the kids will stay at home with you. Now you will have to learn to talk to them. Scary ain’t it.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
It’s all Santa’s fault, he didn’t turn on his transponder.
ChessPirate almost 4 years ago
Uh oh, Rudolph’s got an ouchie on his nose… ☺
Tallguy almost 4 years ago
Clearly this was the fake debris the Jolly Fatman had at the ready to confound his unwitting foes. Ho ho ho!
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Hey look, free toys!
Trina Talma Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Good ol’ Brewster. Never acts rashly, unless it will have the worst possible outcome.
gantech almost 4 years ago
It’s ok Brewster. He was an undocumented immigrant.
Jogger2 almost 4 years ago
Captain Rockit, the R.U. Sirius automated reporting system shows firing of the primary weapon at 00:05:17, 25 December 2020. Your mandatory report on this incident is overdue.
Ryan Plut almost 4 years ago
Brewster is the CAPTAIN?!?!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I laughed out loud at this one.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Charlie!? NOOOO!
ekke almost 4 years ago
The press release began, “Out of an abundance of caution …”
geese28 almost 4 years ago
You have a lot of explaining to do to some very angry kids, Brewster
Daeder almost 4 years ago
Blame it on a reindeer.
bakana almost 4 years ago
This is oddly reminiscent of the Babearlon 5 Teddy Bear incident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oStG9DI0q3g
bopard almost 4 years ago
Don’t worry guys, Jack Skellington can take direct missile hits, and the big guy doesn’t leave the troposphere level, much less get into the strato above the Pacific where target was. I see whoever it was was armed with a board without a nail in it. Must be the video pirates
TheDOCTOR almost 4 years ago
Well at least “Charlie -in-the-box” , the little girl doll, and the ‘Spotted Elephant’ might get picked up by some aliens perhaps become gods
Cheesy Chips almost 4 years ago
Theres free junk in space
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Five percent of the Viet Nam casualties have been attributed to “friendly fire”. Operation Desert Storm had a much higher percentage. We are the most dangerous people on Earth