Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 03, 2021

Pam needs to lose weight?? But she’s paper thin already.

I did that calorie bank thing once and discovered the true meaning of deficit spending.

It’s OK, Pam. You probably would have lost it from where none of us want to see you lose any weight. Yes, it’s sexist. We’re guys. Sexist is what we do.

Using Pam as a yardstick, I’d say Cliff declared bankruptcy years ago.

Looks like someone’s got a calorie credit card balance going…

Calorie bank? Bah. When I hungry, I eats.

If she just sits still she won’t be burning up so many calories.

She robbed the bank with a fork.

Don’t you dare lose weight, Pamela.

And now you see why we’re the “rational” species. :-o

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Irritable Belle-Jar… (Some bell-jars are wider at the bottom) ☺

Let’s hope all those calories end up in the right places Pam.

You can’t be faithful tomorrow in your responsibilities for today.

(Shudder) Even I am not old enough to recall when there was last a “run on a bank” in the U.S. (So, yes, things could be worse.)

Some ppl take out a calorie mortgage….

Has Cliff rubbed off on her?

Looks like Pam voted for the demos.

And the normally clueless Brewster gives out quite the clever little zinger…

We are supposed to believe that Pam thinks she needs to lose weight? What, just because she’s a woman? She is also has a mirror and isn’t dumb as a brick — like others in the crew.

Rates are low now, just take out a jumbo loan. (“Jumbo” being the resultant size of your behindus after you do.)

Next, a run in her tights.

With her figure, she doesn’t NEED to lose weight.