The open secret about reducing “cookie burn” is to use parchment paper between the dough and the pan. It provides just enough insulation to keep the bottoms nearly the same temperature as the top. The other trick, that traditional cooks know, is to spill a small spot or two of dough in empty areas of the pan. When you smell those small spots burning, the cookies will be done. My grandmother always cooked by smell.
What if a Kotter pin head gets to the stable section and utters " Up your nose with a Tim Couch carrot instead of getting a face lift":? B) Horace THINKS " That’s safer than a man-made invasive test kit." R) Horace perks up and THINKS " At least I won’t get a runny nose like I do when I inhale Martin Gerber’s carrot baby food.’A) Horace writes “Dear Bait-A-Carrot Teen: buy Michael Vick TUMS .”
Deleted Account2623 almost 4 years ago
If they had said “mom’s homemade cookies” it would be different
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Most cookies aren’t that hard to make.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Hey — my cookies turn out great!
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
Poverty cookies….. no fortune included.
GiantShetlandPony almost 4 years ago
Not everyone can bake.
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Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
I bought a package of Oreo Brookies a couple of days ago and haven’t opened them yet
For some reason, now I have to
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Home made never comes in a box….crummy idea.
InTraining Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Confused…? Just enjoy a cup of coffee and… YES… a cookie….!
Greyhame almost 4 years ago
And the sign said “We treat you like family”
Nope, not goin’ in there..
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
An odd advertising gimmick.. The reason I go out to eat.. to buy a pastry/cookie is because I’m tired of my own.
KEA almost 4 years ago
“home made” is not one of those phrases with 100% assurance of being well done
jscarff57 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not YOUR home, Horace…
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
The open secret about reducing “cookie burn” is to use parchment paper between the dough and the pan. It provides just enough insulation to keep the bottoms nearly the same temperature as the top. The other trick, that traditional cooks know, is to spill a small spot or two of dough in empty areas of the pan. When you smell those small spots burning, the cookies will be done. My grandmother always cooked by smell.
R.U. Kidding almost 4 years ago
Instead he’ll buy some instant water — just add water!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 4 years ago
Not YOURS silly.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Horace, it’s your fault they’re burnt.
Altar_Ego almost 4 years ago
Nothing beats Lovely Wife’s Oatmeal Scotchies and a cold glass of Moo, MEGA YUM!
bopard almost 4 years ago
actually from equipment and ingredients Horace looks like he’s burning cream puffs rather than cookies.
almost 4 years ago
Just order some cookies instead.
6th Billiard Ball Student almost 4 years ago
What if a Kotter pin head gets to the stable section and utters " Up your nose with a Tim Couch carrot instead of getting a face lift":? B) Horace THINKS " That’s safer than a man-made invasive test kit." R) Horace perks up and THINKS " At least I won’t get a runny nose like I do when I inhale Martin Gerber’s carrot baby food.’A) Horace writes “Dear Bait-A-Carrot Teen: buy Michael Vick TUMS .”