Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 27, 2020

“Moan” stones.

They’re all missing their topknot!!

Dead Heads

I told ya we shoulda visited the Stonehenge.

to vacation there they must’ve been blockheads…

Ask that woman holding up the torch…

Useless civil art projects never end….I think I know what their rulers looked like. ‘I promise you peace, prosperity and an island of lasting beauty.’

Underneath those heads, buried in the ground, are the rest of the statues.

They had to leave while they add Trump’s head.

They could have gone to Hankins Farm in Williamsburg, Virginia and visited themselves. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/president-heads

You can always spot tourists..

Some of our Hollywood know it all’s want to put other people on Mount Rushmore. That could probably be done quicker than them trying to decide who goes up there?

And the Twitter Toddler still thinks that he’s going to be put on Mt. Rushmore.

Forget! They are stone deaf!

So you’re here to get stoned?

We came at the wrong time of year! This is Easter Island, not Christmas Island.

Hey! Blockhead! I’m talking to you!