Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 29, 2020

“Killer” outfits.

A Mafia front?

I’d settle for a fashion to be maimed for.

“Let me show you our workshop in the basement.”

I’ll settle for death the old fashioned way…by chocolate.

By the look on her face she wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those!

That’s a little like the scene from ‘Goodfellas’.

ya, I’m gonna say no.

Todd & Bates, proprietors.

Also includes a belt that doubles as a garrot.

Is that a knife in your left hand and are you happy to see me?

Nooo, don’t go in therrrrrrre….

Going out of business sale?

She’ll add some misery to your wardrobe.

“. . . but whatever you do, DO NOT use Changing Room 3!!!”

This was not the plot of “The Woman in the Window.”

My first thought was gloves, as in “Specialty of the House”

If I was a woman I wouldn’t want to be caught dead in any of outfits.

Beware of that outfit you can slip on & prance around under the full moon.

Keep walking. Walk faster!