Herman by Jim Unger for January 07, 2021

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    Part of the reproductive system. Hopefully unfertilized. Although I do find some hatching in the supermarket……

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    “Bacon…Pigs…Four legs and a squeal…What planet are you from anyway…?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And the chicken comes from the little round white thing…

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    gsawyer101  almost 4 years ago

    Chicken we eat it before it’s born and after it’s dead.

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    Investtillitsgone  almost 4 years ago

    Boneless chicken…

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    And the less you know about the sausage, the better.

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    paranormal  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, out of its butt!

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    OK let’s get crackin’!

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    monya_43  almost 4 years ago

    Like he knows what a chicken is. I don’t think so.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    I know someone who would not eat tongue because it comes from an animal’s mouth, but he will eat eggs.

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    yea, I don’t know how to tell you what is a chicken, but it tastes like anything else in the universe..

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    Wait till he tries to explain hot dogs.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Oooh cluck!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s referring to table-tennis balls, eggs are oval.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Back up and make sure he understands money (US $) before you go any further.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Don’t mention what part of the chicken it comes out of. Reminds me of my youth, a 15 year old tag-along on a forest fire. Water was scarce so we boiled some eggs, then used that water to make tea.. One in the crew, when reminded where eggs came from would not drink that tea.

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    Canoe-full  almost 4 years ago

    Now in twenty-eight years of eating hamburgersI ain’t never run into no MartianNot at 2: 30 in the morning and certainlyNot at a fine scarfing establishment like Eat

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    amaneaux  almost 4 years ago

    Now try to explain cheese.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And what does it taste like? (Don’t say chicken!)

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    admiree2  almost 4 years ago

    So I take it that y’all not from round this neck o’ the woods.

    Ya feelin’ OK, buddy? Lookin’ a bit green round the gills.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Precisely why I stick with donuts. Or, Cap’n Crunch.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  almost 4 years ago

    Was at the store today, saw a carton of eggs labeled “Free Range.” Didn’t know that they could wander around.

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    NWdryad  almost 4 years ago

    What’s a chicken?

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    JeanMeslier  almost 4 years ago

    I was once working all night. The restaurant across the street had really great chili. It wasn’t on the menu, it was just available when the cook made it.I have never been a fan of breakfast foods. So my supper break is 5 am. I went in the restaurant and asked for a bowl of chili.. The waitress got snarky. Arguing with me about what I wanted for breakfast. A guy said, "You’re not going to eat chili for breakfast.’I said, "I am if I can get it. I pointed out that chili was a nice clean beef stew and he was eating greasy pork fat and something that came out of a chicken’s butt. ’He promptly threw up.

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