Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 05, 2021

Dude you need to do a better job of wiping off the evidence.

Busted, Tex.

Perhaps there is a way to explain away salty fingers. Then there’s the fries breath.

It looks like he went to McDowells…

Mine never make it home either:-)

Cold fries are lousy. Ya gotta eat ’em first…

Consider it the toll from bringing your meal.

Own it, then change the subject as quickly as possible. …Yep, got fries and ate them on the way home. So, how’s your salad?

That’s why I order one extra order of fries!

Feelin’ salty.

Gotta eat them while they’re still hot!

Here’s a tip: heat the fries in a ToastaBag when you get them home.

Should have eaten the receipt.

You can stop at just one….