Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 16, 2021

Gonna hand comment duties on this over to the local expert on the end of existence as we know it. :D

Oh, the excitement and DREAD! Will the straw fall……Gasp! OT

Is that the last straw?

Does Puck want to join the effort to keep the straw in the air, or is that look because he fears what will happen if the straw falls.

Poor Puck is anxious enough as it is. Stop with the nonsense, guys.

Straws are so much fun, but twist ties are even more so.

The BCN movie – “Straw CATS”!

Nyssa and Cole pull them out of unattended glasses and make a run for it.

I hate to have to say this, but Elvis is right. And that straw is going to fall sooner or later. You know what that means.

And reports indicate it’s a BENDY straw!

crazy kitty’s toy !

Eh? It’s the last straw?

I knew it. All of existence depends on whether a straw hits the floor as a cat is playing with it! We are doomed!

Welcome to the latest event, cat sports fans. Stay tuned for the rest of the cat olympics to be held sporadically, whenever, wherever!!!.

I see no camels there, so everyone should be safe

Can Elvis not bear to watch Lupin juggle and bat all of feline existence?

Currently, existence as we know it includes a straw being batted up in the air.

If the straw falls, existence will include that same straw lying on the floor.

So yes, I guess existence as we know it really will have ended. This happens a lot.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Thomios: Your Majesty, I have prepared a new dessert with fruit, whipped cream, and a new cake recipe.

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Please serve it at your leisure.

At the Royal Banquet Table

Thomios: I have all the ingredients, except there is considerably less cake than when I first was baking!

Puckmosis: Has anyone been in the Royal Kitchen?

Enter Lupinium, rolling strawberries

Lupinium: I found these delicious berries to play with, and a brand new type of cake. Don’t worry, I left some for everyone.

Thomios: Well, I’ll just have make do with the rest of the strawberries and a shortage of cake.

Beatrixia: That’s alright, it’s still a delicious dessert.

I took Mac, my son, to the airport this morning for his flight back to Conservatory. The ‘fun’ part was seeing the way 3 cats looked at me when I got up at 5:00 a.m. to leave…as they continued to lay in the warm bed…and the look of smug, superiority they had on their furry little faces.

don’t let the straw fall Lupin the fate of the world is counting on you.

The carpet will turn to lava! :-0

Existence as we know it changes every moment anyway :)

Gerry and the Pacemakers: Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Crying

Don’t drop the straw, catch it flying

Existence might end, it’s not clear

We may all be here tonight

But in the morning light,

Don’t drop the straw, catch it flying!

…….

We all don’t want to disappear

We all want things to be here!

For tomorrow we want joy,

For every girl and boy (human and feline)

Please, don’t drop the straw, catch it flying!

…….

They say reality will be here no more,

But the only change is a straw on the floor!

…….

It may be hard to discover

One existence changed for another,

But don’t forget there’s always change,

And nothing stays the same,

Still, don’t drop the straw, catch it flying! Oh, oh…

Reminds me of Jarvis P Weasley and his green straw. He’s a ginger cat I follow on Facebook.

Is Lupin even aware that he holds the continuation of all felinity in his batting paws?

Elvis has spoken. Thereby it MUST be true.

At first i thought that it was a candy cane. Anyone else?

Well, little miss Primrose loves to be petted and held. She’ll just melt in my arms.

My cats play this game, and I can confirm that the existence of the straw (or ponytail holder, or bottle cap, or Q-tip) does indeed end, when it disappears under the refrigerator.

Existence is infinitely mutable.

You know what cats say, “People who only use straws for drinking suck.”

Don’t let the Straw-aw-aw fall down today. Don’t let the straw.

Although I play with it, there’s always other cats I see.

I’d just allow a fragile, bendy straw to wander free.

But fighting gravity will cause the straw to fall down on me.

With apologies to Sir Elton John. :-)

Ask not for whom the straw falls . . .

OT

THIS JUST IN!!! Snow is falling in our streets. We have just received confirmed reports of children playing in it. Some adults are grumpy. This reported fails to understand why.

For a great homemade cat toy get a Slurpee straw and poke a small hole in one end, tie it to line or string and pull it about the house. The combination of noise and movement will drive your cat wild!

I thought it was a candy cane before I read the first panel.

Oh Elvis, you are scaring Puck.

Love the fangs!

Don’t worry. Existence may end but Elvis will still be dignified.

Straws are purrfect cat toys.

What is it with cats liking everything as a toy but toys themselves. Got my three cats toys that are on a stick for Christmas one year and never played that much with them. Cupcake loved playing with balled up gum wrappers that she would bat around with her paws. Kitt doesn’t go play with anything unless it is paper towel, napkin or tissue that you have in your hands. Loki goes after his own tail cause he thinks it is his enemy.

trust me if lupin has it the straw will not fall

oh dear.

Elvis! Don’t say things that upset Pucky Bear!