Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 17, 2021

This is why when ever i go somewhere that i haven’t been to before. I carry a trusty map.

I usually map the trip out before I leave.

I experienced this same thing in Costa Rica, except it was in Spanish.

The turnaround sounds like a lot of runaround.

Are the characters being drawn a little differently,or is it me?

I keep a charger in the glove compartment.

I also keep a Garmin in the car.

If you substitute roundabout for turnaround, these are the directions to get from Cadillac to Traverse City.

Take a left where the old hot dog stand used to be.

Nope. Can’t thayah from heeah.

Y’all can’t get yonder from here. Y’all hafta to go yonder to get there from yonder there.

I’m okay with those directions, it’s when they throw in North, South, East and West that they lose me!

I really feel sorry for those poor folks without a basic sense of direction.

There’s a lot of them out there.

Stop for a moment to check out the Paul Bunyan statue.

Makes perfect sense to me!

Just ask directions as far as the next helpful guy.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS. “Directions? We don’t need no stinkin’ directions.”

Quote from the old timer in “Funny Farm:” You can’t get there from here!

One time I was in a meeting in San Francisco, my wife wanted to visit her cousin, but she lived north of Market, when she came back to get me, she kept going around in circles, she could not figure how to get across Market. Fortunately we had call phones, and I was able to tell her what street to get on, to cross Market, we did not have a GPS at the time.