Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 04, 2021

Happy Monday, everyone! The answer to how dinosaurs mated is an easy one: very carefully. Steve, Jason? What bon mots and Spoonerisms do you have for us today?

Barren Wuffett One time I ate three things from McDonald’s that didn’t cost more than $3.16.

One time I found a legal tender that was 1,201 years old.

May the Lord be with you.

Poor T-Rex, trying to unhook a bra with those tiny arms…

If £ is 1200-years-old, then what’s the second oldest legal tender? The Chinese yuan by — oh, I don’t know — 2100 years?

With no fleshy parts of dinosaurs remaining it makes it hard on scientists to figure it out.

That may be why the dinosaurs became extinct.

Does Buffet ever buffet?

Well, scientists, when a mommy dino and a daddy dino love each other very much…

All dinosaurs or just the stegosauruses?

Only three things? And I thought he enjoyed a grand Buffet.

About the dinosaurs, I have a theory. Scientists spent too much time in the lab, they should go on a date once in a while. Then, I’m sure they´ll figure it out :D

Dinosaurs couldn’t even use the tinder app.

A) Clumsily

B) Enthusiatically

C) Rarely

D) All of the above

Wow! The British Pound dates back to ANGLO-SAXON England!

Scientists are a nosy, intrusive bunch, aren’t they?

I remember in the ’60’s MacDonalds offering 2 burgers fries and a Coke and change back from your dollar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oBpdBn5GZw

And hey, when I found out the Mexican peso was just Spanish for pound I was crestfallen.

Take care, may Enrico Gallito Carlito Miguelito Sanchezlord be with you, and gesundheit.

I’m sure there’s a joke in there about using the Internet way back machine to look at some old dino pr0n, but I’m not touching that one…

I love stories about millionaires and billionaires that eat at McDonalds and drive 10 year old Plymouths.

My guess is they had sex.

Eating at McDonald’s every morning is almost a hundred bucks a month. I refuse to spend that much and some can’t.

Dinosaurs don’t mate. That’s why they are extinct.

I have also done extensive research on dinosaur mating and reproduction and have come to the conclusion, due to their massive size and nasty attitudes, they did it by in vitro fertilization.

Rare video of T-Rex mating ritual.

https://www.facebook.com/theCHIVE/videos/2242853395989358

And now you know!

Dinosaurs never mated that’s how they became extenct?

A nice dinner, a little wine, a whispered suggestion and then the ground shakes.

The Brit Royals still have the every first one.

You can find Warren Buffett sitting in the corner with a group of seniors who complain every day about the country ‘going to hell in a handbasket’.

There were no storkadoctiles during the dinosaur age?

Male dinosaur: What’s your sign? Do you come here often?

Tyrannosaurus sex. A pun I came up with in third grade and somehow got into a school publication.

Wow, is Buffet senile?!?!! Why would any intelligent being do that?

Dinosaurs? Mating? Why carefully, of course!

To answer the question: first you take a male and female dinosaur, then show them some erotic cave paintings…

Buffett uses coupons.

As long as the dinosaurs knew what to do.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork!

I never gave it a thought how dinosaurs mated but now, I’m doing a “how?” is right.

But a clue about how—or where—dinosaurs might have done it has emerged: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/19/world/dinosaur-fossil-sex-study-scn/index.html