Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 11, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    I’m not going to Leia to you, I didn’t like this one.

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    Baarorso  almost 4 years ago

    Oh take an E-WOK, Pig! That pun was terrible! ;D

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    There should be a sign that says “Anger” that leads to a room with no lights. Anger leads to the dark side.

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    This is why Pig does a Han Solo every night.

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    eolan59  almost 4 years ago

    Luke out for bad jokes

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo…!

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    I felt a disruption in the forks…

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    pearlsbs  almost 4 years ago

    I tried to eat soup with a fork.

    It was a strain.

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    artsyguy65  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t Luke now but I think he just left…

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    And if we invite the old-fashioned priests over, I suppose the frocks will be with us.

    Though, in fact, these are NOT the puns we are looking for.

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Luke on the bright side: at least he didn’t use the forks on Pig.

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    jaydogg187  almost 4 years ago

    Pathetic! He couldn’t even get a lukewarm response.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    if lukes could kill pig would be toast…

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    pauljmsn  almost 4 years ago

    Right, another blanket “Like” for the comments here. Good ones!

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Well, Luke at the bright side. At least he didn’t claim to be your father.

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    DamnHappyChappy  almost 4 years ago

    Be careful pig. Luke is really Steve Bannon and you won’t like him when he is angry.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 4 years ago

    Imagine how boring and dull life without Star Wars would be.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Now we are entering the dark side of the Farce.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    I think Luke is trying to summon his Jedi powers to nuke Pig.

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    SmallMeadow  almost 4 years ago

    Luke, I’m your fodder.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Pig is getting Luke warm response.

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    Partyalldatyme  almost 4 years ago

    By the second panel, I was thinking “I have a bad feeling about this.”

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    hitmouse  almost 4 years ago

    Am I the only reader who had to luke it up, as I have never seen a Star Wars film?

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    Procat Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    May the Space Force be with you.

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    May the Shwartz be with you after this!

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    May the power of the “Croc Force” be with you ! … Croc Power !

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    ItsPat  almost 4 years ago

    I’m lukewarm to this gag.

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    zerotvus  almost 4 years ago

    and ole luke’s is waitin on the judgement day…..

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    Use the instrument panel, Luke. That’s what it’s there for: advanced technology to hit tiny targets.

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    STKnobb  almost 4 years ago

    huh?

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    Two Crocodiles in the bar   almost 4 years ago

    If rat gets luke on his side were all dead.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    No more puns.

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    cdward  almost 4 years ago

    There are rules against bad puns, but Pig found a Luke-hole.

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    V45mikky  almost 4 years ago

    Luke says to Pig “Fork you”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’m with Goat. Star Wars is meh, and so is Star Trek

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    well-i-never  almost 4 years ago

    49 out of 50 comments riffing on the same theme. Where else are you going to get that?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wait until he tastes their food. Patooine!

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    JudyAz  almost 4 years ago

    They should have waited until May 4 to publish this strip.

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    A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter  almost 4 years ago

    Luke at that… Another punny joke by stephan

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    klapre  almost 4 years ago

    But just think of the power of movies. This joke doesn’t have to be explained. Just about everybody gets it.

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    kartis  almost 4 years ago

    These jokes never get old.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    Why Goat doesn’t always bring his other friends around.

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    And to think I saw Star Wars: Episode 4 – A New Hope when it was first released in 1977. I was middle-aged then. Dang, I am getting old!

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    I’m lukewarm about this one.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 4 years ago

    “The Pastis prologue!”

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    awcoffman  almost 4 years ago

    Great comments. May the farce be withyou all.

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I got spaced out after reading this.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Old but gold.

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    wongo  almost 4 years ago

    ?

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  almost 4 years ago

    I think this should have called for a meeting with Pastis

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t get it in the third panel. Is there a joke here?

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    ERBEN2  almost 4 years ago

    I do not get it at all , Sorry .

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    khcm1157  almost 4 years ago

    Be careful Pig, I hear the Dark Side likes BACON!

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    jessie d.  almost 4 years ago

    Is this what men be doing when they should be helping with chores around the house? Mama don’t let your son grow up to be a punster lest he be an idle millionaire like Pastis. Has the wife thrown him out of the house yet?

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    RACerri32  almost 4 years ago

    GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    There’s been a Darth of good puns lately.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Vader you vaiting for? Eat up!

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    ever since 1977, every man named and will be named Luke will never be the same

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    BenTechCode  almost 4 years ago

    More puns from the brilliant mind of Stephan Pastis, keep em coming!

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 4 years ago

    Fork you!

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    John Jackson Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Puns lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering (and look at Luke suffering above) and suffering leads to the Dark Side.

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    OK dadth.

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    willie_mctell  almost 4 years ago

    Wookie noise

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    christelisbetty  almost 4 years ago

    If I was Luke, i’d tell Pig to go fork himself.

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    dmagoon202ii  almost 4 years ago

    What would Rat think?

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    “Yes, Luke!….Give in to your anger!…”

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    Luke, Pig. He’s really the Baconater!

    Pig’s humor is even lower than Cartoon-Boy’s (if that’s even possible)….

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago
    If the guy’s family were there, Pig would sing a song – “Heyyyyy, good Luke kin…”
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    Rand al'Thor  almost 4 years ago

    Pig may be out of Luke.

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    aardvark86au  almost 4 years ago

    That joke is so old that I remember going to a university revue many years ago, where one of the skits involved several actors sitting around in Star Wars costumes. The one dressed as Luke was eating some spaghetti with his hands, in the messiest possible way, and this went on for some time. I was thinking “Say it, SAY IT!” for quite a while until the actor dressed as Obi-Wan came in to put the audience out of their misery.

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    wowhitener  almost 4 years ago

    I would have liked this strip on May the 4th be with you

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