Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 12, 2021

Joke time. We need a diversion

Three male bodies are brought into the morgue with wide smiles on their cold dead faces

The detective calls the coroner to get more details.

The coroner replies " The first guy, 85 years old. Texas oil tycoon. Was making love to his 25 year old mistress when he had a massive coronary. "

Detective says " That makes sense. What about the next guy "

Coroner says * 25 years old from Vegas. Won the jackpot on the slots. Spent it all on old single malt scotch. Died of acute alcohol poisoning "

Detective says " I can understand why he’s smiling What about the last guy? "

Coroner replies " 72 years old. President of the US. Hit by lightening on the golf course. "

Detective asks " Why would he be smiling ? "

Coroner " He thought someone was taking his picture "

If a fly lands on his head, the whole nation will come to a complete stop to create memes.

I have a comment about certain news organisations, but all that will do is start a troll slinging contest.

When it comes to dancing eyebrows, I’m thinking Colbert ( but what are the girls doing being up that late on a school night?)!

Okay, how often do you click on “just one” cat video (“cat” in this case meaning anything that captures your personal interest) and realize that three hours have elapsed?

Be honest with yourself.

I thought Andy Rooney left 60 Minutes ten years ago.

Everybody else believes us, why don’t you believe us, you must believe us, you WILL believe us!

“Obey the eyebrow hair. The eyebrow hair is your friend. All hair trimmers/groomers must be destroyed!”

I actually have a white eyebrow hair that grows faster than my other hairs. I have to cut it every few months because it gets in my eye.

I’m fascinated by a couple of guys on FOX; their expressions never change. I’m wondering if they’re CGI or hand puppets.

I don’t watch a lot of tv news. Gotta wonder who they’re talking about, it he exists.

This reminds me of watching DJT’s pompadour on a windy day. I keep thinking “Is it hairspray or super glue?”

Let’s hear it for HD TV!

Andy Rooney

You know, I have the same fascination with the weather channel. Though my attention is directed a little further south. Still, I watch and sometimes I even listen.

My sister and brother-in-law came to visit us once. My wife and I both had errands to run one day. When we came back we found them slack-jawed and drooling while staring at Fox News on our TV. Prior to then, I didn’t even know we got Fox News on our TV.

Don Cherry plays piano during show

https://www.businessinsider.com/don-cherry-piano-2011-12

Wow, all three of them agree on something. When did that last happen?

that’s awesome! lol!

Wow, I could go viral….

Takes me back to the subliminal program plot “Whackets” from Max Headroom

Reminds me of that Super Bowl commercial with Samuel Elliot and his dancing mustache.

I wonder if the guy is an Indian snake charmer…

Meanwhile the cartoon brought Pence’s fly to mind.

Thanks for the laugh out loud moment Wiley needed that

I coached an AYSO soccer team called the “Green Lightening.” Team Mom couldn’t spell either.

I feel the same way about batwing eyelashes and bright red lip color. I have to stop looking so I can hear what is being said.