Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 24, 2021

Add some Swiss cheese and it’ll be holey mole’.

Wacko!

¡Olé!

Tableside.

Get some chips!

One time I carried a jar of Mexican condiment into the living room and told my roommate that I should be arrested for practicing dermatology without a license.

I’d removed a mole from the pantry.

Hee hee, good one.

At what time of the day or night do you draw your inspiration? I wish I was half as inventive as you. I find the bathroom mirror to be ac trigger.

Mr. Collins Hass done it again!

I really hope that whack-a-mole isn’t a thing of the past. Some animal rights crazies might claim it’s animal cruelty………

This really only works if the mallet is a garlic salt dispenser. :)

What a waste of good guacamole!

‘avocado’ sounds close to ‘abogado’ (lawyer)

“I hope I won enough tickets to buy some tortilla chips!”

The connection between whack-a-mole and guacamole is done best in the hilarious stand-up routine by Cameron Esposito. https://youtu.be/esFP8eO7Ojo