Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 26, 2021

One thing for sure, those aliens did not gleam any intelligent information from him!!

/SNARK/

You’re forgetting the colonoscopy.

That’s not a bad idea, at least it would make the experience more palatable for abductees!!

Now I want that T-Shirt

Maybe got a vaccine with a tracking device..

Also, I’m clean as a whistle, inside and out!

He’ll be showing it off next week to Giorgio Tsoukalos on the Hysterical Channel.

Before he got the T-shirt, he got the anal probe.

These guys are real short and golden. Nice. But they didn’t treat that fellow well.

The way his head is spinning, it appears that he left with more than a shirt…

Nipples on the aliens? REALLY??

That’s what they want to believe.

With eyes like that I assume their planet revolves around a dim star.

Aliens don’t wear clothes, but give away t-shirts.

I figured comic aliens don’t bother with clothes so they have more time for space travel.