Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 16, 2021

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    Here's Waldo  almost 4 years ago

    The early bird catches the farm.

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    WoodTrail  almost 4 years ago

    They swooped right in.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    They’re looking to feather their own nest.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Bunch of vultures.

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    As the vultures hastened to the prey I remembered. The early bird…and then it escaped me. The secret to life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You sure they’re not personal injury lawyers?

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    T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62   almost 4 years ago

    Another thrasher upside down in his mortgaged home?

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 4 years ago

    Must be Florida.

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    pathamil  almost 4 years ago

    For sale… one bedroom… No privacy…

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    rgwalther  almost 4 years ago

    I made the mistake yesterday of clicking on houses for sale. I had to fill out a form(no credit card info), I was just curious about prices in my neighborhood. I thought I’d be cool and put down a wrong phone number. 10 SECONDS after I hit the button for info, I got a phone call from a ‘different’ online agency, Zillow! No joke. I had to spend about 15 minutes after saying I was just curious before the agent who called transferred me to an agent who was closer to my location. A location they already knew as well as having my correct phone number! Not the NSA or the CIA, just a real estate company.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Shouldn’t the vultures visit first?

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe they’re undertakers?

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    cabalonrye  almost 4 years ago

    Why aren’t they carrying their cases with their claws?

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 4 years ago

    Hope the little guys okay…

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When my mom passed away in 2004, it was only about two days before total strangers were knocking on the door, saying “I heard that this house might be for sale.” Hoping for a quick bargain. I guess they somehow had a connection at the courthouse, because it happened before the obit ran in the paper. Talk about cold-hearted.

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    stamps  almost 4 years ago

    Why do birds invest in real estate? It makes a good nest egg.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    So is it a dead bird in the nest, or a lazy teenager that they are getting ready to kick out?

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    Pocosdad  almost 4 years ago

    Hey, single-level homes are in short supply these days.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Soon to be empty nester.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 4 years ago

    My spouse died recently, and within two weeks I got two calls from two different people wondering about buying the house. They didn’t identify as realtors, so they may have just been obituary mavens or something. A little ghoulish, but the real trouble is that we don’t live in a house, sold it a year before.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    More like ‘surreal’ estate.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 4 years ago

    Right behind the mortician and the lawyers.

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    Widdershins  almost 4 years ago

    Vultures!

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    cwizard71  over 3 years ago

    I’m surprised they’re not vultures.

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