Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 20, 2021

Shouldn’t Ralph be worrying about nuts or something??

If i was the girl i’d be real worried just who this guy is. If he likes to lick public door handles.

WAY TMI.

Gee, I can’t believe you’re not married yet !!

My ‘guilty pleasure’ is grabbing an unfinished bag of popcorn as I’m leaving the theatre over years past. Very tasty but uncomfortably expensive IMHO. I’ve never gotten sick over this despite what a ‘concerned citizen’ has warned me about.

Eeeewww! How shockingly gross and disgusting! Drinking a beer..!

I am always amazed at some countries where sanitation is so lacking yet people seem to work, eat, thrive and reproduce.

I suggest you stay away from urinal cakes!

Brush your teeth again? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Some people should always be required to wear masks.

You’ll need to brush your teeth to work in the office.

I miss hugging random strangers. And groping.

oh now that’s just gross!!!!!!!

Tongues that touch other handles shall never touch mine.

This is clearly a guy who never previously washed his hands.

“Gus” is short for disGUSting.

One advantage of masking is I don’t have to worry about how well I shave.

Gus again buddy.