Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 17, 2021

Check the box in the back.

It’s probably a leaky casket.

Ooooh. Spooky Hearse!

♫ Dun-dun-duuuuuunnn!! ♫

Bring out your dead

My car is making a weird noise… Every time I go over a speed bump it goes ‘Oof’!

Tim Finnegan wakes.

Well, at least it’s not coughin’. If it were, I’d be worried about covid.

It’s not the cough that carries you off; it’s the coffin they carry you off in.

Hey you guuuuuys!

Time to bring back the bells.

It’s Dracula. Let me out!

It’s not the cough that carries you off. It’s the coffin they carry you off in.

At least the battery’s not dead.

A dead giveaway.

Either the mechanic is swift and prompt (making it in time for a funeral) or the driver forgot to remove the casket for a few hours.

The Dear Departed should have opted for a Bateson’s Belfry.

https://historynewsnetwork.org/article/153726

Don’t worry, the knocking sound will go away in a few hours.

The North side man from a 280Z might have entered into twilight zone coverage, of course desiring a Tony award for his performance.I’ll try to remember if the 280Z was a Datsun, a Nissan or only less of a flop than a Pacer….. Datsun?

“I’m not quite dead yet.”

Hey, it could be hearse.

HIDE THE EVIDENCE!

Acme One-hour Embalmers.

Reminds me of a comic from last month: “I found the terrible noise coming from your car, had to remove the Michael Bolton Christmas CD.”

Must be carrying a used coffin…

Of corpse , he still alive!

“Knock once for left, twice for right.”

Knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s door …

It’s not the coughing that caries you often, It’s the coffin they carry you off in. Smoker warning label.

♪Mama take this badge from me

I can’t use it anymore

It’s getting dark too dark to see

Feels like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door, eh yeah

Mama put my guns in the ground

I can’t shoot them anymore

That cold black cloud is comin’ down

Feels like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door

Knock-knock-knockin’ on heaven’s door♫