Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2021

Wouldn’t have a surprise ingredient, would it?

N&Ns are better than M&Ms. When you turn them upside-down, they’re still N&Ns!

Be aware of the sugar-daddy!

buzz off worry wart…….

Does that say “Poopsie Roll”? Ick

What? No Mars Bars and Almond Joy?

I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won’t you hop inside my car…..

Yuk, there are SOME THINGS that you should not go cheap with.

Get back to basics with a box of sugar cubes.

Being a … uh… frugal..yeah, that’s it, frugal person, I have tried many knock-off junk foods. Some are as good, and a few are better than the national brands. Due to decontenting, many of the premium products are now worse than generic brand items. F L “cheese” tortilla chips for example are now wimpy crumbly tasteless things with coatings that taste nothing like cheese. Same for the round red-box crackers – tasteless crumbly things; for crap-on-a-cracker snacks, they’re way too expensive and virtually useless.

Okay. I’m done ranting now.

Is this supposed be morally superior to strangers who offer free candy to children? Yikes!

Anybody ambitious enough to list all the names and what they’re parodies of?

Dan had fun making those fake candy names….