F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 01, 2021

That type of stupidity should be celebrated and documented to show others just how bad of an idea it was and is.

No, it just proves how diehard Florida Gators fans truly are.

How about saying that he died of “natural selection” instead?

He was attacked by a crocodile, and then died of natural causes as a result.

“Florida man” syndrome.

This happened in South Carolina to a woman. It was an alligator instead of a croc. After pictures, she wanted to touch it…

Here’s a couple of sources:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alligator-attack-death-woman-killed-south-carolina-cynthia-covert-a9504586.html

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/07/south-carolina-woman-killed-alligator-while-doing-clients-nails/3087316001/

Charles D. is on the phone. He says, “Toldja so!”

I HOPE HIS NAME IS trump!

You hold the fish by its tail with your teeth and the crock will come up and kiss you.

Sounds more like a case of “Terminal Foolishness” to me.

or coronavirus. It’s a catch all even for even gun shot deaths now…..

the Darwinism involved in selfies is truly phenomenal

There are some weird rules about what can be put on a death certificate as cause of death. They can’t say “old age” anymore. My dad died of “failure to thrive” with a contributing factor of dementia at 94.

Network news anchor?

Seriously, people will assume you Photoshopped it, anyway.

When I eventually choke to death on gummy bears, I want my obituary to say “he was killed by bears”.

Just call it stupidity.