Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 04, 2021

Let me rearrange that again. Take a breath mint or get your face slapped silly.

Another example of a wife using a clue-by-four.

I remember that as one of a list of Rules to Live By given by a dad to his daughter; “If someone offers you a breath mint, Take it.”

“Anyone can have bad breath, but you could knock a buzzard off a (honey cart)!” – St. George-of-the-Seven-Words

I want you to want a breath mint.

Of course my dear….

You never turn down a breath mint offered to you.

Subtlety is reserved for the earliest years of marriage.

Then there’s the other side of the coin.

“What’s that smell?” (By the one who dealt it as an inaudible.)

Yet another reason for everyone to wear a mask!

I’d blow my stink breath in her face