Pickles by Brian Crane for February 09, 2021

Those are the best kind of arguments Earl. You’ll always win.

Is it bad that I always lose the arguments in my head?

I’d like some ice cream before bed, but I don’t have any ice cream.

I see the “we were having an argument inside my head” as more of a female excuse.

Inside his head is the only place he can win an argument with Opal.

“Oh sorry Opal, The Voices in my head you know”!

A winner every time ! … In Earl’s head ;-)

What flavor, Earl?

Ah those little voices……I have them too!

LOL

Too much trouble trying to keep the Siamese kitten out of the ice cream…

I’m sure that’s what Opal would have said, had he got up to get a bowl of ice cream!

My long-time friend would have celebrated her birthday today, but she died (chronic illness) nine days ago. So, to celebrate the memories, I’m having a Haagen-Dazs carmel cone ice cream bar this afternoon.

I have ice cream, but I don’t eat it.

Earl needs to keep his head clear?

Been there. Sometimes I even win these arguments with my wife. Sometimes.

We all scream for Ice Cream!

“But the important thing is… I DON’T CARE!”

For the last five years I’ve had scads of nasty arguments in my head. Not about ice cream, though, and not with my wife. She wants to fatten me up, so she’d be more likely to encourage me. I’m trying to learn to blank out those arguments and be able to sleep at night.

Reminds me, I haven’t invented the combination chocolate syrup and crushed pecans squirt bottle.

A sure sign of a long marriage.

If it was inside Earl’s head, it must have been a small argument.

For me worst time is to eat before bed time. Earl you are hearing voices of Opal.The less I eat the better, food is not a friend of mine, slow metabolism.

Constantly having arguments in my head, and I always win.

And the head took a terrible beating…