Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 31, 2021

He is definitely not on the “funny” side of the street.

Quit clowning around, Heathcliff!

What in the world did Heathcliff do to tick off a bunch of clowns.

KITTY KORNER! Iggy Nutmeg of Pinkville, NJ, says his cat ‘Heathcliff’ enjoys filching a single flounder from an inner-city fish market in increasingly elaborate ways, while the owners stand in the doorway and watch. “It’s not interesting or funny…”, says Iggy, “…but he does it over and over and over.”

How do I make it funnny… How.. How.. I just can’t… Wait! Waitaminute, I know. Clowns! Yeah, that’s how. Clowns. A lot of clowns. Har har har har!

RE: Kitty Corner. Shellie, my 11 year old service cat, gets up on the vanity when I shave. She likes the buzz of the electric shaver. Then stays there when I use a buzzy Sonicare tooth brush.

Hysterical !!

Heathcliff must have done something to make those clowns want to go after him, but I don’t want to know what it is.

I wish my cat and dog will do that for me. I brush my teeth, but not as much as I should.

Unless his name is Poncho, who hangs out at the Pooch Cafe

? do clowns get upset at you when you call people that aren’t ‘professional’ clowns, clowns? If so wouldn’t we see more clowns chasing politicians? if not – then it probably makes no difference.

Imagine if he had ticked off a group of mimes-it would have been a lot quieter…

Insane Clown Posse.

The clowns have been sent in.

This time Heathcliff is in a serious danger.

No real answer as to why this is supposed to be funny. Haven’t a clue.

“Don’t send in the clowns, They are already here”

I see Bozo the Clown, but no Krusty the Clown or Ronald McDonald?