“Well, our lab testing shows that people who neither understand science or how to manage people, end up in charge of labs, and no matter how competently staffed, prevent any significant scientific progress. This we will call the %€$!@ Phenomenon.”
yep – if we don’t we will lose all our funding and the mouse will be out of a job – so do WHATEVER it takes to be sure we come up with ‘results’ even if those results are opinions, theories, arguments, lies, just pretend and call them researched truth(at least till we get caught lying and then lie some more and maybe they will accept even IF it is a lie) – cause funding is more important than ANYTHING! and be SURE that we ALL “follow the science”
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
PHB of the lab
RobinHood almost 4 years ago
The answer is 42, find the question.
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
Amazeing
eromlig almost 4 years ago
If the mice find their way out of the maze, perhaps they should be put on the payroll.
pcolli almost 4 years ago
“I found a mouse.”
derdave969 almost 4 years ago
Seems to me he wants to schedule invention. Had a couple managers like that over the years.
kartis almost 4 years ago
“Well, our lab testing shows that people who neither understand science or how to manage people, end up in charge of labs, and no matter how competently staffed, prevent any significant scientific progress. This we will call the %€$!@ Phenomenon.”
dflak almost 4 years ago
Sorry boss, this is science, not a Supreme Court nomination.
mikeyman almost 4 years ago
or else…it’s flowers for Algernon.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
We have all the tools, now all we need is a project.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
We discovered we’ve used the whole budget already.
MichaelHelwig almost 4 years ago
The answer is to quit abusing the mice.
Ukko wilko almost 4 years ago
With the right grant writer you can get funding for anything.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
Don’t forget the Vermont sharp cheddar.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Misbehavioral science.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
The mice own the cheese now and have no reason to run a maze. Learn from that.
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I discovered that we spent all our money and got no results.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Aha! Ivory soap floats!
ferddo almost 4 years ago
They’ve already found it – a way to waste money!
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
“Turn up the juice on grid number three, we have to make these results match
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago
yep – if we don’t we will lose all our funding and the mouse will be out of a job – so do WHATEVER it takes to be sure we come up with ‘results’ even if those results are opinions, theories, arguments, lies, just pretend and call them researched truth(at least till we get caught lying and then lie some more and maybe they will accept even IF it is a lie) – cause funding is more important than ANYTHING! and be SURE that we ALL “follow the science”
Daeder almost 4 years ago
The best laid plans of mice and maze…