Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2021

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    The Fink redacted the relevant terms of employment from his employee’s copy of the employment papers.

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    Leroy  almost 4 years ago

    ?? I still don’t get it. _ _ _ /_ _ _ /_ _ _ /_ _

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    He got tired of the bunches of fives he was expounding!

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    How a prisoner tracks days. 4 vertical lines with a slash represents 5 days.

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    Both the Prisoner and the Prison Keeper (Turnkey) are Serving Time.

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    sandpiper  almost 4 years ago

    Comedian named Louie …? had a routine where he tried to read a bar code. _thin thin fat thin fat fat fat . . . _ Was funny once but not twice.

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 4 years ago

    Better draw the line right there….

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    So they finished remodeling the stables from Thursday?

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    dcdete.  almost 4 years ago

    Tally ho! The way he says his lines he could always get a job on Tally vision. Perhaps on the show, “What’s My Line.”

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    bobpickett1  almost 4 years ago

    Thanks, over my head again,duh

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    Fontessa  almost 4 years ago

    I’m slow this morning. I had to read it twice.

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    dge714  almost 4 years ago

    that’s how I feel working for the railroad….

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    walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I had a rotten boss and started counting months to retirement at 147. It went by surprisingly fast, accelerating as I got closer.

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    blakerl  almost 4 years ago

    King of ID’s policy on retirement: When your DEAD you can retire and no you can’t take early retirement.

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    Jim2g  almost 4 years ago

    Me either

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    It’s a language unto itself, like all languages……..

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    VickiP123  almost 4 years ago

    ticky counting 1111/ = 5 (slash goes across the lines) they don’t teach that either??

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    JesseLouisMartinez  almost 4 years ago

    By the time you get out you’ll be to old to turnkey to your cell

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    Nancy Simpson  almost 4 years ago

    Why IS Spooky in the slammer?

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