Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 08, 2021

Too bad he didn’t learn the sheriff’s name, or he might have a different opinion.

“He don’t know me vewwy well, do he?”—The Mean Widdle Kid

An anagram of “easiest to exterminate” is “To sexier, meatiest neat.”

Easiest to exterminate? Easier said than done.

I think Rip is Ka-Ready!!!

What is that giggle I hear?

I can hear the giggling already.

Mr. Black doesn’t know about Rip? Don’t these villains exchange notes?

Well Mr. Black DID start off his instructions by saying “This is what happens when morons want a piece of the action..”

I suspect the next scene, will require a tub of popcorn!

To paraphrase a quote … “There are known unknowns, and unknown unknowns …” and this known unknown is about to Ka-Punch!

Mr. Black is missing half his jaw. He doesn’t have any idea what he’s up against, with a new sheriff who has not just a full jaw but extra jaw to spare!

KA-POOR JUDGEMENT!

Easy to exterminate? Think again, Mr. Black!

Yeah, it’s clear to see who’s new around here…

You’d think evil organizations would warn each other about Rip, out of professional courtesy.

KA-(insert theme from Ironside)

ka-giggling