The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 07, 2021

It’s all about ME.

And everybody’s trying to remember who AL is.

Keep FL away from the punch bowl, the last thing we need is a drunk FL

With a little effort this could be a “who’s on first” flavored masterpiece

It’s an unstated rule.

oh la la…

Someone took DeJoy out of the party.

More like Postal abbreviations, codes would be numerical!

Where is Ma and Pa?

The whole thing is making me IL.

What did Tennessee? Idaho! The same as Arkansas.

Idaho should be renamed for political correctness. (if you sound out the syllables, it’s socially incorrect)

Eh? I don’t gets it.

It is to laugh! AR, AR, AR!

They should all just ignore Tx. Just because

With this much confusion, they may have to abbreviate the party.

Where did Baltimore go when she needed an MD?Idaho. Alaska.

What? No masks? Plus 48 are contiguous.

….then the Republican states started yelling “SOCIALISM”

Nobody’s MA, SK, IN-Gah!

And of course TX is confused……….

What did Delaware? I feel a Perry Como song coming on.

You’re gonna catch a lotta FLAK for this one.

and the science fiction movie with a creature from the “ID”

Got IL from being taxed, now life is AZ peeze.

What a load of CA CA!

They should go back to my states pre-2 letter abbreviation: Ill. Perfectly describes our government policies and definitely our finances.

Revolution NY NE.

And I notice that Nevada is green with NV.

Careful loose lips sink ships, that Aleutian island on the upper far left is Russkie.

WY are some states missing?

Things really went to hell when somebody tried to get a piece of AZ.

NVer again.

I notice who the interlocutors are here and am reminded of this pearl of wisdom: “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — [pauses] — shame on you. Fool me — [pauses] — You can’t get fooled again.” —George W. Bush (1946- ), 43rd US president, speech in Nashville, TN, 2002 Sep. 17

I’ve lived in 7 of these 10 states pictured here. Life is a great adventure!

WY must this be so confusing?

Nothing but MT platitudes, but still those who missed it were struck with NV. I felt it could have used more leVT. The party lasted until the sun set and things got AZ, and then until none could CA thing.

To quote a song from my distant past “What did Delaware boys Idaho Alaska”

NV and ME will appear backwards compared to the other states if they were to turn and face the viewer

What does “YES” stand for?

Quick! Call Maryland. We need an MD.

My father is Pennsylvania. My PA. My mother is Massachusetts. My MA.

Nevada is jealous. Envy NV.