Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 08, 2021

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    Yup… poor guy’s disposable!

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    Bad Boy turn on?

    Maybe she heard about the lap dance incident at McDonald’s.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    Yep. Some girls just can’t commit to a solid relationship.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    It won’t be easy, getting a handle on him.

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    She likes to use n throw em.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    if only it were that easy to tell

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    She got him “To Go”.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    in the end she’ll have something to take away from this relationship…

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    cracker65  almost 4 years ago

    She likes the ones that get used, and then get thrown away.

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    mrsdonaldson  almost 4 years ago

    If only the signs were that clear…

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    She needs a solid relationship, one set in stoneware.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    He’ll just Latte her and leave her.

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    I like what I’ve started here. People have come up with some really clever lines!

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago
    But she won’t be taking any selfies with him – he won’t mug for the photos!
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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Must be love, she has that glazed look about her. One thing he can say that the rest of them can’t: he’s never been fired.

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    Norris66  almost 4 years ago

    Hope she can read the warning signs “Caution Hot”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    A To-Go relationship is always on the move!

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    Greg Y  almost 4 years ago

    Whatever. He’s good to go.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    " … my plastic fantastic lover!" – Marty Balin, musical revolutionary

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Lisa found her “Cup of Tea”.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    She’s got stars in her eyes and I bet his name’s Bucks.

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    He promised to take her travelling.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    It’s only a paper cup……swinging in a cardboard sky……

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