Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 07, 2021

Maybe it was a Karma Chameleon

One sure sign is if the food doesn’t disappear.

I can’t find it either.

It’s there, I just saw it!!!

OMG, it’s loose somewhere in the house!

Meh, I just can’t see it happening.

My daughter is still looking for snipe food.

“Our garden is full of chameleons!”

“How do you know?”

“Because I can’t see them!”

I had an “invisible dog” until I was ten; when my parents told me she had run away.

Why not Barbie?

The optics in his thick glasses will not allow him to see it.

Reminds me of the old Steven Wright joke for some reason:

I woke up this morning and discovered that someone had stolen all my furniture and replaced it with exact duplicates!

We visited an iguana conservatory in Belize and didn’t see a single hatchling – until the young woman working there started pointing them out. They blended so perfectly with the leaves in the greenhouse.

Ken was starting to doubt THAT his parents actually HAD bought him a chameleon.

Unfortunately, this meme is about two decades out of date. Chamelions have more in common with mood rings than adaptive camouflage.

Maybe they got him a demiguise.

Perhaps they should give him proper eye wear.

I had a chameleon ( anole lizard, not a full blown chameleon) as a kid. NOT a very exciting pet, most of the time.

“It’s OK, dear. He’s hiding!

The habitat alone is still expensive, though.