Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2021

And watch SportsCenter.

Also known as losers Day, for you guys with no hope of a Valentine.

2nd comment! lol

Hmm. I think I’ll order pizza tonight.

I prefer 50% Off Valentine Chocolates Day myself.

Hmm. I had cold pizza for breakfast, today.

NHAATCOR Day checklist:

1. Wear whatever you like.

2. Tell dirty jokes.

3. Burp a lot.

First Valentine day with my wife. I gave her a bouquet of flowers. She began to cry. Emotion? No, she was allergic. Never been romantic again.

Valentine’s Day is also the wedding anniversary of an uncle of mine. Unfortunately, his wife died last year (not by coronavirus, mind y’all). Makes me wonder how he’s going to do both this year with the pandemic going on. Might spend it one way or another with any of his kids and grandkids?

Hey, I warmed up my pizza in the microwave.

go wild and crazy with leftover burritos for dinner…

I myself like cold pizza, although hot is also good.

a few days early but we get it. Wonder what the card companies did with all the cheapy kids Valentines they didn’t sell because of no school this year?

And Monday is Cheap Chocolate Day! :)

So ………. ………. ………. every day, then?

Pig’s last words mean so much to so many people!

A.K.A. the forever alone day.

I celebrate every day. Reheat whatever.

It is the birthday of both Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.They were born on the same day—-February 12th, 1809.

“Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, Rosie.”

Beatles “The End” for Pig , Rat and Goat ! …. Croc Power!

Today is National Plum Pudding Day and National No One Eats Alone Day.

“Not having anyone around to constrain our freedom Day.” Except the government.

Hey, Valentines Day is like Halloween with my kisser only a mother could love (when I was small and cute) – just another day, though the post H?Halloween chocs, like Kitkat and Oreos, are better.

They will always have each other.

Cold pizza, wam beer, crumbs on the cushion…oy

Sounds like a lot of fun.

AND it’s Lincoln’s birthday as well.

With the exception of pizza, which I don’t eat, sounds good to me.

Sounds like heaven to me.

As long as there’s good ale to go with that pizza.

Cold, leftover pizza is an American delicacy

The pizza may be cold but at least you don’t have to share it!

We all need to learn how to get along with each other, no matter what and any time of year. And people ask why this strip seems cynical.

It’s the 212th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin and Abraham Lincoln.

Got cold mushroom pizza waiting for me in the fridge.

Happy Lunar New Year!

I know a guy who is named Valentine the fourth. He did not name his son Valentine.

There is no excuse for not throwing it in the oven for 10 minutes.

For all of us in a loving relationship, have a nice “Extortion Day” tomorrow!

Celebrate the freedom for Rat to walk to one side of Goat, then back again for no apparent reason.

Spend two hours on the phone with a friend.

Vacuum at 10PM if you feel like it.

Watch a sappy movie without snarky commentary.

Eat all the ice cream you want, in front of the open freezer door (well, maybe not today, it’s 3 degrees out).

They can’t take our freedom. But, they can make you pay dearly for it.

Christine Lavin, “Cold Pizza for Breakfast”:

https://christinelavin.com/songs/The_Bellevue_Years/136

https://youtu.be/VFe5zQQXdXg

Make the meal well rounded…

And guess what? Pig and rat are not bare foot, pregnant, and in the kitchen…

Neither is Lavin (the song links I gave), nor my hubby and I as we happily approach the 42nd anniversary of the first day we said, “I love you.” Nope, it was not on Valentine’s Day, but it was near a solar eclipse.

Until Twitter takes down your account. Until they extend the mask mandate. Yay, freedom.

Well, here it’s Lincoln’s birthday. Old Abe, a bald eagle, was the mascot of the 8th Wisconsin Volunteer Infantry Regiment in the American Civil War.

It’s the year of the Ox, not the rat or pig.

Sigh. Happy NHAATCOF Day, Rat and Pig. Can I have some cold pizza, too?

Freedom vs. pair-bonding:“Free at last, free at last. Thank od almighty, I’m free at last.” Hallelujah.

Please, I celebrate NHAATCOR Day in a civilized manner. Alone, with HOT pizza

single’s recognition day…