Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 18, 2021

So Bill’s dating my Ex?

Simple, tell Her to get a job.

Dave: “All I need is for you to be happy.”

There’s a question that should be asked way more often than it is. But nowadays it could be asked from either side.

I’ll get by with a little help from my friends…………..

What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine….

Let’s cut out the middleman, Dave. You go your way and I will go mine but keep in touch at Christmas with a card. Just give your company’s payroll department my checking account number and arrange direct deposit.