I can prove that time travel† is impossible: Suppose it is, then there will be time travelers. And if there are travelers, they will change things. And, in the fullness of (all) time, every possible thing WILL happen, so eventually someone will make a change that prevents the invention of a time machine. Q.E.D.
† Yeah, I know, we all travel forward in time, 24 hours to the day. But all the fun stories come from traveling into the past. That’s what I’m talking about.
Seems like we try all sorts of ways to change and erase a past that if we would pay attention would teach us lessons we can learn from now and in the future. We don’t have to glorify the wrongs of the past but if we erase them we are doomed to repeat the same mistakes! “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”–George Santayana, The Life of Reason, 1905.
This reminds me of a Star Trek TNG called “Parallels” where Worf ends up experiencing numerous alternate realities where he is still on the Enterprise but his situation and the things around him are all a bit different. In one he is married to Deanna Troi and gives him the idea when he gets back to his normal timeline to ask her out to dinner.
If you could go back and correct all the stupid mistakes you ever made then you’d just constantly be going back over and over. Why? Because we’re humans and we’d just end up making a bunch of different stupid mistakes. There would be no present or future, just a constant re-living of the past. You make your future better by learning from the mistakes of your past.
I posit that A it is impossible to travel into the future for it hasn’t happened yet, and B if you could travel into the past it wouldn’t be the past but a past because the very act of traveling into it would change it and therefore split the timeline and C once there, you could not return to the present(or future from that point) because of A and, D if you could somehow get around A you would not return to the future but a future because of B and that is why time travel is impossible…it is just too much work.
My problem with time travel is you have to match it with three dimensional travel. The Earth isn’t where it was even a second ago. Go back in time ten seconds and, if you’re facing the correct direction, you will see the Earth coming up to meet you and flash fry you on reentry, which you will regret, assuming you remain conscious. But don’t worry, no one will hear you scream in space.
It really won’t. You may possibly not make those original mistakes but you will make others with maybe even worse results. Just don’t make those same mistakes in the future; live with results and go on with life with the lessons learned…..
Well Pig, someone in the Future will do that. But the first attempt was a real disaster and resulted in some really ugly unintended consequences. All the other times have just been trying to clean up the original mess they made. But even those are only introducing more issues and it’s gotten to the point where the entire system of alternate Timelines has become unstable.
“We’re like millions of strands of spaghetti in the same pot. No time traveler can ever meet another time traveler in the past or future. Each of us must travel up and down his own strand alone….”
actually creating a time machine moving forward in time is possible. Approaching the speed of light does that. However, this doesn’t allow travel back in time.
I’d prefer to invent a machine that goes backward and then eradicate from the planet every numbskull who habitually uses the meaningless expression “going forward.”
If you can actually do that, Pig, your life is worthwhile and then some! On the other hand, another grotesque failure would pretty much seal your initial self-assessment, which does seem closer to your reality….
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
If anyone knows how to wallow, it’s a pig.
kaffekup over 3 years ago
I’ll buy one, Pig!
RobinHood over 3 years ago
The history of Sci-Fi does not bode well for Time Travelers.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
I can prove that time travel† is impossible: Suppose it is, then there will be time travelers. And if there are travelers, they will change things. And, in the fullness of (all) time, every possible thing WILL happen, so eventually someone will make a change that prevents the invention of a time machine. Q.E.D.
† Yeah, I know, we all travel forward in time, 24 hours to the day. But all the fun stories come from traveling into the past. That’s what I’m talking about.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Pig, make sure to PATENT it or it will be another bad decision.
Deleted my original post because of damn autocorrect!
Robin Harwood over 3 years ago
Excellent idea, Pig. Get to work on it.
PICTO over 3 years ago
We need a machine that slows time down when we’re having fun…
Bilan over 3 years ago
Wait are sec. Are you saying that the chocolate, cheese and ice cream were bad choices?
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
He was born to wallow.
baddawg1989 over 3 years ago
Just go find Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman and ask to take a ride in the Wayback Machine, Pig. ;-)
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
Seems like we try all sorts of ways to change and erase a past that if we would pay attention would teach us lessons we can learn from now and in the future. We don’t have to glorify the wrongs of the past but if we erase them we are doomed to repeat the same mistakes! “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”–George Santayana, The Life of Reason, 1905.
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Maybe Marty McFly can introduce Pig to Dr. Emmett Brown.
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
I’d buy one.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
If I had my time again I would do it all the same, and not change a single thing – even when I was to blame (for the heartache and the pain).
iggyman over 3 years ago
“Today is the first day of the rest of your life” Pig!
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Best thing to do about the past is add an ‘a’ to it and mix it with a delicious Parmesan cheese sauce, oh and sprinkle some thyme on it!
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Pig do as Goat suggested …. change now. Get rid of those Debbie Downer pills ! …. Croc Power !
Gent over 3 years ago
It’s called experience, Pig. You learn from your past mistakes and avoid repeating em in the future.
TampaFanatic1 over 3 years ago
This reminds me of a Star Trek TNG called “Parallels” where Worf ends up experiencing numerous alternate realities where he is still on the Enterprise but his situation and the things around him are all a bit different. In one he is married to Deanna Troi and gives him the idea when he gets back to his normal timeline to ask her out to dinner.
TheWildSow over 3 years ago
Everybody kills Hitler on their first time-trip.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
All’s WELLs that ends well…
SALUDADOG over 3 years ago
Pigs live to wallow.
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
I got stuck on “wallow pig”. Isn’t that what they do?
Owhatadoc Premium Member over 3 years ago
George Orwell wrote a story about a society that did/does this back in 1949. It’s a good read.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
I’m sure that, given a chance to change the past, I would make different bad decisions. It would probably take me a lot of do overs to get it right.
Hmm, there might be a movie plot there.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
If you could go back and correct all the stupid mistakes you ever made then you’d just constantly be going back over and over. Why? Because we’re humans and we’d just end up making a bunch of different stupid mistakes. There would be no present or future, just a constant re-living of the past. You make your future better by learning from the mistakes of your past.
Windfall35 over 3 years ago
Or…in the absence of time travel, one might simply re-write or cancel history one doesn’t like…
Arav727 over 3 years ago
the problem is, he will be too lazy to do it
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
I’ve looked into the time machine. It’s a scientific impossibility.
Znox11 over 3 years ago
I posit that A it is impossible to travel into the future for it hasn’t happened yet, and B if you could travel into the past it wouldn’t be the past but a past because the very act of traveling into it would change it and therefore split the timeline and C once there, you could not return to the present(or future from that point) because of A and, D if you could somehow get around A you would not return to the future but a future because of B and that is why time travel is impossible…it is just too much work.
hooglah over 3 years ago
Pigs wallow. That is what they do.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
But pigs live to wallow.
poppacapsmokeblower over 3 years ago
My problem with time travel is you have to match it with three dimensional travel. The Earth isn’t where it was even a second ago. Go back in time ten seconds and, if you’re facing the correct direction, you will see the Earth coming up to meet you and flash fry you on reentry, which you will regret, assuming you remain conscious. But don’t worry, no one will hear you scream in space.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
It really won’t. You may possibly not make those original mistakes but you will make others with maybe even worse results. Just don’t make those same mistakes in the future; live with results and go on with life with the lessons learned…..
hhm7163 over 3 years ago
Because of all of the above comments, I have a terrible headache and I’m out of here.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
Well Pig, someone in the Future will do that. But the first attempt was a real disaster and resulted in some really ugly unintended consequences. All the other times have just been trying to clean up the original mess they made. But even those are only introducing more issues and it’s gotten to the point where the entire system of alternate Timelines has become unstable.
Neil59 over 3 years ago
Oh if only we could….
librarylady59 over 3 years ago
Parallel universes.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
NO, it isn’t. In the unlikely even you don’t cause what you’re trying to prevent, you’ll only make things worse.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
“We’re like millions of strands of spaghetti in the same pot. No time traveler can ever meet another time traveler in the past or future. Each of us must travel up and down his own strand alone….”
—Alfred Bester, “The Men Who Murdered Mohammed”
knight1192a over 3 years ago
Yes, but will it be for the better or the worse.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago
If only……..
skildude over 3 years ago
actually creating a time machine moving forward in time is possible. Approaching the speed of light does that. However, this doesn’t allow travel back in time.
gooddavid over 3 years ago
Pigs often wallow. ;)
zeexenon over 3 years ago
But Pig, you’ve never done anything. So, just relax.
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
It’s impossible to travel to the past because the past isn’t there anymore.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Time, like quantum phenomena, doesn’t exist in and of itself, it need an observer to make it “real” to that observer.
Andrew Sleeth over 3 years ago
I’d prefer to invent a machine that goes backward and then eradicate from the planet every numbskull who habitually uses the meaningless expression “going forward.”
Chris Sherlock over 3 years ago
Well-intentioned advice, Goat, but remember, you’re talking to a pig. Wallowing is their raison d’etre.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
If you can actually do that, Pig, your life is worthwhile and then some! On the other hand, another grotesque failure would pretty much seal your initial self-assessment, which does seem closer to your reality….
Johnny on the Spot over 3 years ago
Built my own time machine. Only problem is that it’s stuck in forward and I can’t get into reverse gear.
frequency270 over 3 years ago
Isn’t wallowing pretty much a pig thing?