Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 19, 2021

Better hope you don’t have any business in Haywire’s county…

You’re ok for now, sheriff pea-brain, but if you hear an odd chuckling sound coming from the region of Rip’s hands then it’s lights out.

I’m rather surprised the sheriff’s pants are still dry.

Techincally, Rip is either an acting sheriff, or a chief of police or a marshal.

A real sheriff is elected, and his authority is from the people.

Be careful that KA-doink doesn’t become KA-giggle.

A ka-doink can turn into a Ka-Pow if your not careful!!!

For the record, in legal terms, “assault” is when a person causes another person to “fear being harmed.” Once touching of any kind occurs, it becomes “battery.”

If you think his finger poking is painful, wait until you get the business end of those giggling knuckles.

Oh. So it’s only ka-something when Rip is doing it?

When he writes his report, he will say that he was sure that he heard amused giggling, coming from Haywire’s hand!

Ka-Doink. I love it!!

KA-HAYWIRE!

That Starbright County Sheriff had better back down while he still has all his teeth.

Already we can see that Sheriff Moustachio can’t take what he dishes out.