In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 19, 2021

I guess Charley got his wish

“Ashes to mud.”

But he already slept with the fishes.

So the Can is actually a Coffin.

Is this a sponsored by PETA?

You sure this wasn’t a Mafia hit? He sleeps with the fishes.

Shouldn’t the headstone read: “RIC” (rest in can), although as it is, it could mean “Rest in Pieces”

“Sorry, Charlie.”

didn’t Britney attend?1

Let’s all sing a tuna sadness.

You have to be old enough to remember the ads.

I was wondering how they did this since a toilet won’t flush underwater.

More than sleeping with the fishes…

Who’s the puta in the fishnet stockings?

So I’m guessing he is packed in spring water and not oil?

I was unaware that tuna were Christians.

Charlie insisted on going to church without a mask, I hope his faith was right.

He died in vain though.

It was a closed can (or casket) funeral.

I guess the mermaid mascot met an untimely end.

I just took a can of Chicken of the Sea, I’m using to prepare a casserole for dinner.

In the end, we are all just five point five ounces of packed chunks.