Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 15, 2021

It’s still just crying in the wilderness.

If the coyotes around here start screaming profanities (in human language), I’m gonna be REALLY freaked out!

F#%K&!G A

They figure “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”

The callous of the wild…

It’s always fun to display your sub-standard vocabulary along with your lack of self control.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I’ve had a couple of packs come uncomfortably close while in the deep woods. Probably good that they weren’t shouting profanities. I would have thought that it was a pack of humans. That would have been much scarier.

“Cursing provides a release denied even to prayer.” I think Mark Twain said that—or something very like it if not verbatim.

I agree! There’s nothing more satisfying than cussing up a storm ….

I think we all have come to that conclusion after the events of the last year.

In my home state, that’s part of the road test to get a license. And the universal hand signal, of course.

Just imagine what’s it’s like more humans. We here have about one million things to scream about.

“We’re werewolves, not swearwolves!”

We used to have a coffee shop downtown beside the railroad tracks – the patrons would go out and shout profanities about topics of the day every time a train went past…

Equally useful, too.

I’m sure they get enough of that from the neighbors.

Another myth being perpetuated by a comic.

My default word MFer!

Nothing beats a good ‘’pusillanimous prevaricator’’ hurled at no one in particular. So satisfying.

Son of a monkey!

Oh dear, they joined a social media platform.