Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 08, 2021

His obvious enthusiasm seemed so out of place on the bored walk.

Burma Shave

…aah, the good old days…

…now everyone walks around like they are 12 years old or something…

…plus, the itchiness…

…and the less sensitivity…

…on the other hand…

…photographs are better…

…not that you can take any…

…now with all your pics on your phone going to Google or Amazon…

…and since you share these acccounts…

….and the photos turn into screen savers…

…well…

…lets just say the world doesn’t need to go back to the realm of yak shaving…

…(unless you are going to the Froglandia county fair)….

Under the boardwalk.

Yak Yak Yak Yakkadee Yak Yak

Don’t talk back.

Aww. I missed Yaksmas Eve.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mmISldi060

Never shave your yak with a dull razor, when the Moon is full! It may come back to bite you when Uranus is close to Mars retrograde! Sparks will fly and your yak will attack!

I recommend using only Genuine Froglandia Bath Mat YS3000 shears for that clean, close comfortable yak shave. All the lovely lady yaks will go wild!

No yaks were yurt during this shaving.

Boardwalk Song by The Drifters

Oh, when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof

And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire proof

Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah

On a blanket with my baby is where I’ll be

Now that’s phunny!

Eating a bad piece of meat can make you yak …!

Our nephew had a couple of yaks for a while. They came with a plot of land he bought. He said that they didn’t seem very domesticated.

I’d rather walk the plank.

And when you sell all the yak shavings, you’re rich.

I don’t know about your realm, but most of my realms have a Department of Yak-Shaving, because I don’t like shaggy yak stories….

I prefer musk ox.

I know exactly what “YAK shaving” is a euphemism for, and I do not support it!

Perverts.

… Yakety Yak don’t talk back…

…Bos, was a yak…

…he was well groomed and didn’t smell…

…his scat didnt stink, either…

…but not stinking and being good are two different things in the world of jazz…

…he found grass helped him perform…

…his first album was called: Speaking In Tongue…

….Live From Scotland…

…his version of, I Don’t Need It/ I Don’t Want It/ And You’ve Taken It From Me…

…was a giant scat mash up…

…a #1 hit on Froglandia 1.0.2.

Wikipedia says that yak shaving is another way of going down the rabbit hole. Curiouser and curiouser, as yaks just don’t fit down rabbit holes! >8^D

A 5.0 temblor in Santa Teresa seems to mark the end of the Groundhog Day and Festival of Fecal Plumage festivities for this year. I am assuming that this happens when the last straggler wakens up and finds the aspirin.

His Imperial Majesty, Yak the Third.

Shave the wood for better fit.

Change the frog skin rubber.

Yackety yak, don’t talk back!

Quit your yaking.

Your turn Sisyphos … 3 – 2 – 1 ….

I feel sheepish.

Hey! Look at me! I’m Yak shaving right now!

Wow The presentation tonight in aqua television quality a show like none before.

Tune the dial to any station for execution shaving with a yak from the farm down the road.

The excitement is enormous and can’t be beat. A world wide event. Use this opportunity or loose.

Hey, Howard…, here I am!

Day 2: Gotta keep that yak clean-shaven! Daily duty, you know….