Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 01, 2021

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    Chase it out with the Kars-4-Kids jingle. (Sorry, everyone!)

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    Here's Waldo  almost 4 years ago

    “Way, hey, tow them away… the Lincoln Park Pirates are we….”

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    That’s why pirates keep parrots on their shoulders… pluck that thing right out of there.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Arruuuugh!

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    redback  almost 4 years ago

    Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

    Drink and the devil had done for the rest

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

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    lv2sew  almost 4 years ago

    Love the worm’s lil pirate hat and eye patch!

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    KaraBooBunny  almost 4 years ago

    Is it earworm day? Phoebe and Her Unicorn have one, as well.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Time to play your arrr guitar.

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    timinwsac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Could have been worse. Could have been baby shark. Oops sorry.

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    Snowedin  almost 4 years ago

    That’s okay, I’ve never heard of it.

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    ltrauth  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve actually had this one stuck in my head a lot (it’s on my running mix). But you can always listen to the Kittyman version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw

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    hooglah  almost 4 years ago

    That’s fine.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Great, now he’s going to need an earpatch.

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    paranormal  almost 4 years ago

    Shoulda been: Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship…

    Or: Come listen to a story about a man named Jed, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed,then one day he was shootin’ a some food and up thru the ground came a bubbling crude…

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I fight earworms with the lyrical styling of Body Count.

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    ♪ Oooooohhhhh!!…..Who lives in a pineapple under da sea!?… ♪

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    Poor fellow. It’s not even a proper shanty. It’s the sort of song that might be sung when the sailors were not working.

    A real shanty is used to help the sailors coordinate their work. It has strong pulses, not a sweet, entertaining delivery.

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