The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for March 01, 2021

I lose so many sandwiches that way.

Just toss something into the air and see if it hits the ground.

I always save a small bit for my dog.

I always feed my cats first, but they still come around acting like they are starving.

Oh feed the poor animal, you miser.

I take care of my brother’s dog when they go on vacation. I always ask if they ever feed the dog “human food” or if she just gets her dry dog food, and they always say “just the dry dog food”.

LLLLLLLIESSSSSSSS!!!

I could not figure out why their dog was so weird until the third or fourth time they came back from a trip to pick her up. They had brought lunch from McDonalds, and every single one of them broke off a piece of whatever they were eating to feed the dog!

Look, I wasn’t trying to judge them for the way they raised their dog. I just wanted to know what she expected! If I’d known that’s how they treated their dog, I wouldn’t have…well, basically tortured her every time she was staying with me, following me around the house hoping I would feed her part of my sandwich!

Nipped

We adopted 2 feral cats from our back yard 7 yrs ago, they are the best, Mr Kitty is a food hound, Koko not so much. Mr kitty gets about 3 kitty sized bites of meat & then he walks away. Many people think its cute to feed animals food that can kill them , beer, chocolate, grapes etc etc. Usually the people that do that to their animals are fat themselves.

“Just passing though on my way to Australia.”

But, if you’re offering.