Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 14, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    “How about September 17, does that work for you? We can say Trump will reinstate the original Constitution — including the three-fifths clause — on anniversary of the day it was signed.”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I can’t wait for July.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I don’t want to go out on a limb or anything, but how about a hoary old belief system that’s worked for millions since about Galileo’s day? It’s called “science” and does require a little more personal work than some of the more modern predictive systems, but it has an incredible track record in terms of not letting you down if you do the exercises every day or two.

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    dadoctah  over 3 years ago

    “Were you in the loop in 1982 for the Jupiter Effect? And were any of your ancestors onboard for the Millerite movement in 1843, the one that turned into the Seventh Day Adventist church?”

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I guess the Ides of March are too close for the taking!! There’s always next year, though!!

    /SNARK/

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    burkeen  over 3 years ago

    How about Doonesbury finds some new material?

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah satire. A subject that @burkeen apparently is unable to grasp

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    rgwalther  over 3 years ago

    “Harmonic Convergence?!” I did not get it. I misheard it as ‘moronic divergence!’.

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    Lawrence.S  over 3 years ago

    What about the failed Rapture of 1988? (40th anniversary of the founding of the state of Israel.) Rapture isn’t Biblical idea. Comes from a young girl with a fever who announced it came in a vision from the Holy Spirit while she was sick. The Irvingites, and then J.N. Darby picked it up and started trying to read it into Bible. And the whole mindset that made it possible was was a piece of Jesuit propaganda by Manuel Lacunza (writing under a fake name) which was intended to show Luther and the Reformers were the Anti-christ. Some Protestants swallowed the lie, but turned it on its head and identified the Pope as Anti-Christ.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I read that Trump’s Washington hotel is nearing the End Times like most of his other “successful” businesses.

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    RonaldByrd  over 3 years ago

    A little something from another apocalypse-watching site:

    “According to Isaac Asimov’s Book of Facts (1979), an Assyrian clay tablet dating to approximately 2800 BC was unearthed bearing the words “Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common. [emphasis added]” This is one of the earliest examples of the perception of moral decay in society being interpreted as a sign of the imminent end."

    http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Back in the day, people who couldn’t except reality were often institutionalized. Today they are the leaders of the republican party

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Poor lonely people.

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    jtburgess Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He could “invest” in NFTs , but there’s no telling when that bubble will burst.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    And some people STILL think that the Qpocalypse is coming…

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    Q4horse  over 3 years ago

    According to Nostradamus; Asteroid impact this May.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  over 3 years ago

    How about the imminent State of the Union Address?

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    The trouble starts when you foolishly demand “evidence”. It’s the road to ruin.

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    RonaldByrd  over 3 years ago

    Here’s one scheduled for before Biden’s [first] term is up:

    “Anytime between Now and 2023 CE – Former BBC TV host and minor league music producer Ian Gurney popped his cork in a Biblical way about a decade back. From that point on, he started fixating…on cobbling together whatever bits and pieces he could find from the New and Old Testaments, CNN and some 4th grade “Science Can Be Fun!” books to bolster up his notion that the world will end no later than 2023. Before that happens, though, we should be kept quite busy with an earthquake in California…the death of the Pope…world famine, nuclear war and the pasting of NYC with a mega-tsunami."

    http://alma-geddon.com/infinity2.html

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    FrankErnesto  over 3 years ago

    Then there was Y2K, jesus was supposed to return, and save all of our computers, from crashing, or something like that. Never mind that our calendars are off, anyway.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    I’ll take one from column A, one from column C, one from column D, And what the heck. Give me one from the Fifth Column.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lots of people need a finish line to keep them motivated to stay in the race. The human race is a hard trek for most of us.

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    Northgalus2002  over 3 years ago

    As it says in the New Testament, “Watch therefore, for thou know neither the day nor the hour”. I am quite amused at those who periodically predict the apocalypse (or, just simply the end of the world). People have been doing that since the first millennium back in 1000 CE (Common Era). There is nothing new under the sun.

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    fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You can be wrong about the End of the World 10,000 times, but you only need to be right once.

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    The Universe really loves to mess with us. As soon as anyone puts a date on the end of the World, you can bet money on it not happening.

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    summerdog  over 3 years ago

    These are supposed to be up-to-date comics on Sundays, but I do not see any safety measures used in this work place for the pandemic. At least show some panels between the workers!

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    chesed613  over 3 years ago

    Science not letting us down…like…Hiroshima, Fukishiuma (Happy 10th), Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, those sincere followers of the science @ the Tuskeegee Institute…problem w/ Science Worship, is that there are always humans behind the science…

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    Bucinka  over 3 years ago

    Oh, great. A conspiracy theorist that reproduces. We’re *&^%ed.

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    comixbomix  over 3 years ago

    So, he avoided Y2K? Shwew!

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    Kabana_Bhoy  over 3 years ago

    I see he’s a fan of Harold Camping.

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    katzenbooks45  over 3 years ago

    “Do you have a functioning brain, spine, and heart, sir? Yes? Then we cannot help you.”

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    exitseven  over 3 years ago

    How about the crisis at the border that doesn’t really exist?

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    Radish...   over 3 years ago

    While lying racist covid spreading Republicans are vacationing in right wing fantasy land, the Dem machine will clean up the country in reality.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    If you think this is just a joke, be aware that there are literally “boiler rooms” like this where people are misdirected to “donation counselors” who will assure them that their money will go to support the completely, insane belief system of their choice.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    People who continually fall for lunatic conspiracy theories really are just this pathetic. Even more “normal” con games should never suck in any people who can tie their own shoes by themselves. Yet I read in my morning paper that Josh Hawley (Fascist-Mo.) is contemplating a White House run—and apparently has at least a fighting chance. What, Li’l JOSHIE??!!!! He is without question the biggest crybaby in all of Congress (which, of course, means that he is the biggest crybaby in the world). He is, was, and always will be notoriously dishonest but until recently his dishonesty was more like the usual lying and bribe-taking. Then he turned traitor on January 6th, 2021……..

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    yodabayer  over 3 years ago

    Welcome to the Land of NONSENSE…otherwise know as the Repulsican party and the fiefdom of THE ORANGE IDIOT.

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    briangj2  over 3 years ago

    How Can We Differentiate Between Science and Pseudoscience?

    https://www.thegreatcoursesdaily.com/how-can-we-differentiate-between-science-and-pseudoscience/

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    There is always Biden’s Address to Congress in April… Perhaps they can jump on the bash Megan and Harry bandwagon and create an American Branch.

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    cherns Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Of course, all of those prophesied calamities were delusions or scams, except for the Mayan Long Count. I regret that insufficient credit has been paid to Alley Oop for having averted that one at the last minute. https://www.gocomics.com/alley-oop/2012/11/11 through 2021/12/23

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    I am reminded of the classic scene in Little Big Man where the chief Old Lodge Skins decides he’s gotten too old and its a good day to die. He goes out, lays down, prepares himself, and closes his eyes. After a while, he opens them and asks:

    Old Lodge Skins:Am I still in this world?

    Jack Crabb:Yes, Grandfather.

    Old Lodge Skins:[groans] I was afraid of that. Well, sometimes the magic works. Sometimes, it doesn’t.

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    21mal  over 3 years ago

    Yes, in the Fall will come the election of new House members.

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    Thinking for yourself is such Hard Work.

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    JoMama  over 3 years ago

    Im waiting for the Jehovah’s Witnesses space laser..

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    RonaldByrd  over 3 years ago

    BTW, anyone reading further on the links that I’ve so thoughtfully provided? :-) Any thoughts to share regarding their additional contents?

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    Love a good echo chamber  over 3 years ago

    My basic question is why dig up Trump only to bury him again… and again… each Sunday? You have developed plenty of story lines.. why continue to kick the fat Politician down the road? It is boring and childish.. and beneath you.

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