Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 26, 2021

You think?

Them Huns weren’t kidding, Finky.

Maybe someone just wants to play a game of catch.

It’s just the figment of your imagination, Finky Boy.

… Or was that just a Warning Shot?

Now you are caught between a rock and a Rodney…..

Oh so close !

“Missed me by that much!”

Threats, sire? I would never have thunk it.

Ya think??

So, does the Fink carry concealed?

Subtle, yet effective. I like it. Where can I get one of those?

Ya think, Fink?

Fink takes a lot of convincing about some things

And they have rocks too.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t really out to get you.

I always heard that close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

Might count with the catapult too

The Imperial Advisor said “No need to worry, everyone loves you” The soothsayer said “beware the ides of March” Who would you believe?

I’ll bet he is in charge of the Capitol Police.

A renewal notice from his insurance company.

“You missed me” RR…..

Tag! You’re it!

This might teach you to pay attention at intellegence briefings.

Good aim I have to say