It didn’t help me yesterday when I split my head open, gushing blood, and had to go in emergency! There three hours, no one even brought me ice for it!
It didn’t help me yesterday when I had to go in emergency as I split my head open, gushing blood! BTW, Healthnet won’t even pay for urgent care within our county! Switching health insurance April 1st!
Sorry, Gang! Bleeb took a holiday today! (In truth, I spaced out about the little guy! How awful!) Thanks for looking for he and Dalcon and the new evil one, Argor!
macky87 almost 4 years ago
DON’T DO IT! There’s a guy outside who’ll give you a stab wound for only $15!
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Well, sure beats a swift kick to the…………, and that gets you nowhere except for rolling on the floor.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Wait, why is the guy with the bandaged arm and head still waiting in the waiting room. Houston, we have a problem.
TStyle78 almost 4 years ago
Sounds like a good deal to me.
ronaldspence almost 4 years ago
No face masks or social distancing, what sort of pagan magic is this?
Qiset almost 4 years ago
when you see an opportunity…
Ubintold almost 4 years ago
You get better servi if you arrive in an ambulance.
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
No aliens were harmed in the making of this comic strip…
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
May I see your insurance card please? Treat ’em and street "em. Had a friend that worked ER.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well there you go. “If it bleeds, it leads.”
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And if you’re wanting a snack I can give you a knuckle sandwich.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Ah the new healthcare plan is in force I see….
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
I’m here because I have a contagious disease but, sure, let’s go for it.
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Meanwhile, back in the studio with Bleeb and The Director…
BLEEEB!
ʏᴇs sɪʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋʟᴀxᴏɴ’ᴅ , sɪʀ!
Yes… I did… but I… but… Klaxon? What the heck is a Klaxon?! Now I forgot what I wanted!
ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ sᴘᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ɢɴᴀᴛ?!
A Gnat, huh?! Well, you’re just a… weird… little … yellow… alien… bug-lookin’… thing!
ᴏᴏᴏʜ, ᴏᴜᴄʜ! ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ʟʟ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀᴍʙᴜʟᴀɴᴄᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴜʀɴ! ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ, ɪ’ʟʟ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴍ!
(ʜᴇʜ-ʜᴇʜ! ᴋʟᴀxᴏɴ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴᴇ… ɪ ʙᴇᴛ ʜᴇ’s ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ɢᴏᴏɢʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ!)
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
If I were having a stroke or heart attack, I just might give him the $25…..
vacman almost 4 years ago
Like the News…if it bleeds , it leads.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
$25 won’t cover the bail
paranormal almost 4 years ago
The Mafia is branching out…
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
When did a bloody nose become an emergency? You will just be out $25 and sitting there waiting.
kaycstamper almost 4 years ago
It didn’t help me yesterday when I split my head open, gushing blood, and had to go in emergency! There three hours, no one even brought me ice for it!
kaycstamper almost 4 years ago
It didn’t help me yesterday when I had to go in emergency as I split my head open, gushing blood! BTW, Healthnet won’t even pay for urgent care within our county! Switching health insurance April 1st!
ajakimber425 almost 4 years ago
Uh, the receptionist is watching
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
No thanks, I’m OK waiting.
christelisbetty almost 4 years ago
I guess Bleep wanted nothing to do with this one.
The Tooninator creator almost 4 years ago
Sorry, Gang! Bleeb took a holiday today! (In truth, I spaced out about the little guy! How awful!) Thanks for looking for he and Dalcon and the new evil one, Argor!
PAR85 almost 4 years ago
It will take more than a bloody nose to get to the front of the line.
abraxas over 3 years ago
Your comix reminds me I’m breathing.