Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 26, 2021

I tried doing online dating after my older brother got married, but I just didn’t have much luck finding a suitable partner.

Maybe connect Big Betty with Guitar Bob. He can sing her ballads and she can lug his equipment!

@ Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat and missing our Hero Mr Andrew Capp, Big Betty changes partners more often then her unmentionbles :o) my avatar is on a same theme , the bloke is flippant about getting married by his response to the Cleric ‘s question by answering that he usually does instead of just I do :o{ how was your day? our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope , no errands to run ,and we are both in a good mood and I’ll behaving my fav nosh , garlic included this afternoon , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Sounds like Big Betty is the village bicycle……

I thought she was going to say her first 12 inches.

Cheer up, Betty. It’s a large archipelago, after all.

Ouch…..

No Joy? I guess Big Betty doesn’t play for the other team.

Bib Betty has 12 ex-boyfriends. Liz Taylor eat your heart out.

I’m happy to say that I have never used any dating sites or apps. If I were interested in meeting a man, I’d rather it come naturally and we happened to meet in person first, talk, exchange numbers and see where it goes from there.

xxx

@Afficionado

I went food shopping today and bought some chicken strips (I love those) that were Pakora and Hot n’ Spicy flavour, 2 Chicken Tikka Masala curries for my Dad and a pizza that I’ve never had before but I’m going to try it.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. Out of interest, what time do you eat? For me it’s past 8pm which is rather late but I prefer eating late. Unless I’m at the carvery.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy. Will BCNU after the weekend.

A dozen Exes is tooooo many Exes…..but wait there are more matches coming.

Do all her exes live in Texas?

After 12 exes, she’s one heck of an optimist!

12 exes? Wow, that’s a lot of emotional baggage!

Dating an Ex is like failing a test you already have the answers to.