Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 27, 2021

  1. Coyote
    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    “It’s me again, Gort.”

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “A double breasted gabardine blazer. What about you?”

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    “He got excited when I told him I was naked.”

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    he’s looking for xxxtraterrestrials…

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Them aliens don’t appear to be wearing anything.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nothing but a smile.

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    Stocky One  over 3 years ago

    “And now he’s asking if we have horns!!”

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    Frank_Lecanto  over 3 years ago

    When I get robocalls about extending my car warranty or lowering my credit card interest rate, for example, the conversation usually comes quickly to an end when I ask, in a perverted voice, “What are you wearing?” or “Where do you live?”…

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    “Lightly stained underwear, why?”

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Aliens wearing dresses???

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Putting the X in X-Files.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    We are not alone

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Catfish then lol

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