JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 23, 2021

And he can quit anytime he wants.

Well, you kinda do, Dexter!

Not just a private jet, but one that easily goes to Europe. Does Dexter know that they also own the ski resort?

Dexter is a jerk. Not the adjective I wanted to use however.

just keep deluding yourself into thinking that, Dexter!

He doesn’t get jealous. It’s only when his girl is hanging out with some other guy.

I hope Doctor Appleby has a cure for this.

Apparently Lear Jet is shutting down production, because the planes aren’t big enough for the really “important” people of today.

Wow…he is really putting himself on the fast track to a lonely trip through high school.

“Yeah, I don’t consume a whole pack of Jealousy in a day. Probably takes me three or four days to use up an entire pack.”

Where did Dr Appleby get the diploma, that’s on the wall behind him?

Speaking of small jets: Wasn’t it Criminal Minds where the crew jetted hither and thither? And not in one episode did the pilot make an appearance.

No private planes? How could John Kerry get to Iceland for his environmental award? People like him can’t fly commercial!

hello welcome to kfc may i get your order

“Don’t hate me because I’m so great.”

“Don’t worry, David. That will never be the reason.”