Several years ago, a teacher I was friends with told me that one of her best students wrote on the blackboard before she came in: “MS. SMITH, LEAD US TO THE PHALLUS OF TRUTH.” She had to go back out and laugh in the ladies’ room.
Yes; I’m looking to milk some humor out of your question. It ain’t easy, being a FA commentator. BTW, you seem to have lost your Phallic Worship card. Keep it up and you may get into trouble….
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Keep the faith. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.
Buoy almost 4 years ago
Wookin’ pa nub in all da wong paces
Wookin’ pa nub
Buckwheat (E.M.)
Randy B Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not gonna touch that with an index finger OR with my quite real and inanimate ten-foot pole.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…nothing worse than an itch you can’t scratch…
…circumcision…
…ya can’t get the foreskin back…
…phallic worship…
…nothing like turning my shower time into church…
…and once you give to the church you lose interest…
…Phallic Worship- The Oral History…
…Yoni worship…
…more of a cult …that let’s the fingers do the walking…
…vagina worship…
…the church reply is, “Yes ,Dear.”…
…{and I wonder why I don’t have any friends}…
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
….in all the wrong places….OY!
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
Uh, no, Madam Librarian, just browsing. Yeah. That’s it. Browsing.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
Seems I have less to worship as I get older.
cooganm Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’ve been letting my fingers do the “walking”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
But I swim so deep
You know I’m such a pool for you
You got me wrapped around your finger
Do you have to let it linga?
Title: Linga – Artist: Frogberries – Album: Everybody Else is Crazy, So Why Not Me
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The first time I read this I wasn’t wearing my reading glasses and I thought this said,
“… Cartoons and Symbolisms – Past and Present …”
P.S. You can’t have phallic worship without a few ithyphallic statues now can you?
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
Sunday underwear
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
Oops, I think I’m in the wrong section of the library. I was looking for “palace work shifts.”
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
Love the scribbles TERESA! Nice touch.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
At my age, I’m becoming an agnostic – ain’t much to worship anymore.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Cum one, cum all … bring your own Playboys … and/or National Geographics …!
Ray*C almost 4 years ago
Several years ago, a teacher I was friends with told me that one of her best students wrote on the blackboard before she came in: “MS. SMITH, LEAD US TO THE PHALLUS OF TRUTH.” She had to go back out and laugh in the ladies’ room.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
RIP S. Clay Wilson. “Nice day for something.” He would have liked this cartoon.
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
They’re tiny and slimy and black and beige
Speckled and freckled and white and gray
Bumpy and lumpy and thataways
They’re pretty and creepy, sinister, sweet
Harmless or poisonous, tasty to eat
They’re funny and funky, hard to beat
I could go on for days
Whatever their shape, their color, their size
Every mushroom’s a wee little prize
For they’re magical gifts that materialize
Right at your grateful feet
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
A lot of men would gladly like that size to be more than 4 inches.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Easy there! No need to stutter!
Yes; I’m looking to milk some humor out of your question. It ain’t easy, being a FA commentator. BTW, you seem to have lost your Phallic Worship card. Keep it up and you may get into trouble….
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
RIP R.H.L.