My father once threatened a guy he would throw a match into his gas tank. The guy responded “I dare you!” to which my father took a match and dropped into the spout. The step he missed was lighting it.
So the neighbor across the street was going to burn some brush in his driveway. It was a fairly warm day. With the brush all piled up, he threw a cup of gasoline, of maybe several, onto the pile. By the time he applied a match, there was a fairly large vapor plume, which resulted in a fuel-air explosion powerful enough to rattle windows fifty yards away.
I don’t wanna set the world on fire, ‘cause I’d need more than one cuppa for that; I just wanna start a flame in Your heart! You’ll relish the heartburn, I expect. Traditional ways are the most satisfying (I was a junior pyromaniac; old habits die hard)l
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Every player in the Molotov Cocktails Soccer Team was awarded a cigarette lighter because they lost all their matches.
Radish... almost 4 years ago
Come on baby light my fire.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
The charcoal grill and the salmon filets were in need of starting a fire.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys —Traffic
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
Burning—The Whitest Boy Alive
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 4 years ago
Dance Dance Dance The Ghost or Host Dance of our Ancestors.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
My chance to get even with that old bastard….BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE! YAY!
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
My father once threatened a guy he would throw a match into his gas tank. The guy responded “I dare you!” to which my father took a match and dropped into the spout. The step he missed was lighting it.
descabro almost 4 years ago
A multi-purpose tool.
The Old Wolf almost 4 years ago
“Waitress! This coffee tastes like turpentine!”
“Oh, I’m sorry, Sir, I must have given you tea. Our coffee tastes like kerosene!”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
So the neighbor across the street was going to burn some brush in his driveway. It was a fairly warm day. With the brush all piled up, he threw a cup of gasoline, of maybe several, onto the pile. By the time he applied a match, there was a fairly large vapor plume, which resulted in a fuel-air explosion powerful enough to rattle windows fifty yards away.
charles9156 almost 4 years ago
hey that’s my grandmother!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 4 years ago
https://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
Gawd, Teresa! You know better than to give this group any further ideas!
gigagrouch almost 4 years ago
Lisbet Salander?
coltish1 almost 4 years ago
She looks totally ready to get this hootenanny off the ground! I can’t say I blame her. Totally not willing to wait for Carrie.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 4 years ago
…I forget which…
…the prophet told the people to pour a foul-smelling liquid over the wood for the holocaust…
…drench it…
…in fact…
…if I remember it right(and I am always not getting it right-curse the non-reliable narrator )…
…the drenched wood burst out into a giant flume of flame…
…foosh!…
…gasoline…
…I always thought…
…gasoline…
Linguist almost 4 years ago
♫*_" I don’t want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart"_*♪♬ ( and give you heartburn, you son of a ….. )
Radish... almost 4 years ago
You fought hard and you saved and learned
but all of it’s going to burn.
Fire, I’ll take you to bed…
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now that is an idea I can get behind.
Howard'sMyHero almost 4 years ago
Post ignition, eyelashes and eyebrows are the first to go …!
6turtle9 almost 4 years ago
Pyromania. So satisfying, so pretty. So, so, pretty.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 4 years ago
Oh no, Frog Applause is fomenting a populist uprising!
katina.cooper almost 4 years ago
Oooo, is she gonna use that gasoline and the match on the ones that are gonna delete Sherpa next week?
itchybacon almost 4 years ago
May I borrow a cup of gasoline? I have plenty of sugar, just no gas.
INGSOC almost 4 years ago
slept like a log last night, woke up in the fireplace
Chris Sherlock almost 4 years ago
The Fire Down Below — Bob Seger
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I don’t wanna set the world on fire, ‘cause I’d need more than one cuppa for that; I just wanna start a flame in Your heart! You’ll relish the heartburn, I expect. Traditional ways are the most satisfying (I was a junior pyromaniac; old habits die hard)l