Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 21, 2021

Eat a banana a day and you will be just fine.

Constipation is… a blue bunny with a gun?   Leading to lead poisoning?

Sometimes the gut is a loaded gun with a hare trigger.

I scream for ice cream, or… Ice cream for I scream.

Poop like your life depends on it.

Mommy, what’s constipation?

It’s The Hershey Bar spelled backwards.

Those words sound like they were typed by somebody whose mental illness or personality disorder has caused them to become obsessed with bowel movements.

Frog Applause taking way too much thought ;+)

Looks like that birddogs been all over the map! In pursuit of the rare blue bunny brand of X-LAX! It’s has quick acting ingredients and you’ll take off like a gunshot…NOT to be confused with Blue Bunny ice Cream….sold in the Froglandia Bathmat Factory in our RX isle! Free sample given but not to be opened till you’ve reached your destination….You Knoooooow!

Those are the bus routes. When you Go Greyhound, you leave the map reading to us!

12-pak of beer and by morning, You’ll need to strap yourself on for lift off.

…I saw Bad Bunny on SNL last night…

…and I am only the second person to mention Blue Bunny Icecream…

…I once – long ago – went to the doctor for him to give me the official results of my very first colonoscopy…

…he said that I was clean…

…which surprised him…

…he continued saying that he thought for sure I was full of cancer…

…later, back at my family doctor…

…family doctor said that while the doctor that did my 1st colonoscopy was good…

…that he – my family practitioner – wanted me to go to a uh um 2nd more thorough doctor for another colonoscopy…

…again, the results came back clean…

…I sh*t you not…

Colorado, a portion of which you can see on the one dog’s very unusual coat, means the color red in Spanish. Not a very appealing addition to our theme today.

I have to say, the Commentariat is doing just fine with today’s strip.

@coltish1 – I’ve spent quite a bit of time in Chaffee County. The Arkansas River runs thru it and there are some great whitewater sections: Browns Canyon, The Numbers, The Fractions, etc. Royal Gorge is just to the southeast (almost bit off more than I could chew there one time).

Don’t remember being constipated there – some of the whitewater has the opposite effect.

I don’t remember seeing rabbits, although there is a prairie dog town up the county road toward Collegiate Peaks campground. None of them sod poodles was armed, though.

It can also give you really smelly, well, uh, gassy outages that you need when you are on a bus that won’t stop for another ten miles.

Would you know how to fold a map.?

Stick another grape in the juicer

Or fill your guts with grease and get looser

You are what you eat, so eat it warm

Roll another joint for the Gipper

Get the Gipper high, he gets hipper

Stick it in his mouth and keep him warm

Elect another jerk to the White House

Gracie Slick is losing her door mouse

Take her off the streets and keep her warm

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Flo & Eddie-Keep It Warm

Cancún Cruz is a perfect example of someone with a severe case of mental constipation and verbal diarrhea!

Someone F.O.S.?

Surprise! It all comes down to the denouement …!

Sounds like Dr. Kellogg in “Road to Wellville.” Corn flakes and other cereal breakfast foods were originally created to alleviate constipation.

Try a liquid diet.

Constipation Blues ◦ Screamin’ Jay Hawkins (Live) https://youtu.be/VAzSvhioo34

Revenge off the track bunny and the guy who operates the full motion switch.

Having more than 100 million neurons, the gut is often referred to as the second brain. So, when constipated, I guess you really could say he has shit for brains.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/gut-second-brain/

WARNING: TOO MUCH INFORMATION: I recently had the problem due to some new medication. The best solution I found was a cup of prune juice warmed up in the microwave. Did great. Prune juice tastes much better hot than cold. I thought about adding some Tabasco for flavor, but fortunately, the medication hadn’t warped my brain.

Harumph! What is the “Meaning” of all this? Bad Blue Bunny brandishing left-handedly (or left pawedly, if you prefer) lethal Revolver [! know! I know! Beatles for $500, Chuck!] Cowardly hounds fleeing full-speed, furtively glancing at the feared foe, and bearing visible mappy-line!

It’s all a set-up for the folkloristic medical sagery of our over-protective patron.

The line to the Bathmat Factory’s Public Outhouse forms on the left. Bring your own Sears Catalogue (vel sim.)….